As we were driving down the road, "Sweet Caroline" came on the radio. I said to my son, "Little known fact, Neil Diamond used to be called Neil Coal."

"Until the pressure got to him."

We should have known the Soviet Union would collapse.

There were a lot of red flags.

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A man wishes to become a monk at a temple known to teach exotic martial arts...

He visited the temple and the head monk told him: "To become a monk, you will have to resist your lust towards women."

"I will give you a test," The head monk said. "I will tie a pair of bells on your penis, if you can look at a woman for 10 seconds without the bell ringing, you can be accept...

It’s a little known fact that chuck Norris was dropped twice as a child

Once on Hiroshima and once on Nagasaki

Few people know this, but the man in the famous Tiennaman Square photo was actually run over by a tank. While English-speaking people generally refer to him as the "Tank Man," in Chinese he's known as "Lobster"...

Because he was a crushed Asian.

I noticed that people under the age of 20 are strongly gravitating towards 60s classic rock by well-known bands, such as The Who.

I'm not trying to cause a big sensation, I'm just talking 'bout my generation.

I think this is pretty well-known but people on this sub seem to like reposts so here y'all go:

Question on a university chemistry class midterm:

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An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout "PRAISE THE LORD!"

Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her proclamations he would shout, "There ain't no Lord!!"
Hard times set in on the elderly lady, and she prayed for GOD to send her some assistance. She stood on her porch and shouted "PRAISE THE LORD. GOD I NEED FOOD!! I AM HAVING A HAR...

A few days ago, a team of 200 scientists released the first ever image of a cosmic body with a mass 7 billion times that of the sun's, also known as

yo mama lmao

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Bruce Banner is the greatest cock blocker ever known.

Let Hulk smash!

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An old farmer is known across the state for his giant pumpkins.

Every year he takes the blue ribbon at the state fair for biggest pumpkin, and every year his town throws a Pumpkin Parade for him where he drives the winner down Main Street in the back of his pickup, the local marching band plays, the mayor makes a speech--- the whole works. Makes the front page ...

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a motorcycle when he spotted a well known heart surgeon in his shop.

The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike. The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, can I ask you a question?"

The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hand...

A small-town preacher was known for getting around town on his bicycle. One day, a neighbor noticed him walking and asked him about his missing bike.

The preacher said, "Can you believe someone stole it?!"
The man replied, "I have an idea. On Sunday, give a sermon on the Ten Commandments. When you get to *Thou Shalt Not Steal,* really rail on it, and the thief is sure to feel guilty and return your bike."
The preacher agreed and went on his...

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Bono, the lead singer of U2 is known for being self-righteous ...

... He is also an A-list rock and roll celebrity.

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At a recent concert in Glasgow Scotland, he asked the audience for complete and utter silence.

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Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds. Holding the audienc...

A member of the Senate, known for his hot temper, explodes one day in mid-session and begins to shout,

“Half of this Senate is made up of cowards and corrupt politicians!” All the other senators demand that the angry member withdraw his statement or be removed for the remainder of the session. After a moment to think, the angry senator apologizes. “I’m sorry,” he says. “What I meant to say was half o...

You known you're stoned when you try to put a poppadom in the DVD player.

Your know you're really stoned when a Bollywood movie starts playing.

A joke I heard in China that may or may not be known to the outside world

Tom visits Bob’s house and notices that Bob doesn’t have a clock. Surprised, he asks Bob how he tells time. “I have a piano,” Bob explained, “you want a demonstration?”

That night, Bob started playing All Star on his piano. A neighbor knocks on his door and yells, “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING...

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World-wide known John

One day, one big company's boss decided to visit his employees. There was one man who was greeted cheerfully by everyone. Like really everyone. His name was John. Boss stopped him for a while and asked him a question 'John, how is it possible that our accountant, manager, supplier and even our new c...

There's a little known legend about Attila the hun

The story goes that Attila used to collect exotic animals that he found during his conquests. He particularly liked dangerous or fearsome animals, and his favourite was a giant snake. He was so fond of it, it was said that he brought it with him on every campaign.

But his snake lost its appet...

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Saturday and Sunday are known to be the strongest days of the week.

all the other days are weak days.

Dad was always known for being harsh

- Dad, my watch fell from my wrist and stopped!
- What? Did you expect it to walk or something?

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[NSFW] What are you known for?

Three young kids walk up to an older man sitting on a park bench.

"Can you give us any advice, sir?"

He begins...

"Be careful what you do in life because that's what you'll end up being known for. Look at me, for example. I donated the land for this beautiful park we're in right...

What’s something that pirate ports were really known for?

Harboring fugitives

What vegetable is known for it's excessive partying?

Turnip

What's the difference between the Titanic and Kim Kardashian?

The number of people who rode the Titanic is known.

It's a little known fact that Genghis Khan had a brother.

Unfortunately his brother had a terrible skin condition and was banished from his people. Eventually he ended up in Ireland where he was known as Leper Kahn.

My girlfriend in college was obsessed with trying to discover the largest known prime number.

I wonder what she is up to now.

You know which actor is best known for his headshot?

John Wilkes Booth

A man who is well-known for overindulging at elaborate dinners is feeling abdominal pain and goes to his doctor. He asks, "Doc, is it my appendix?"

The doctor replies "No, I think it is more like your table of contents."

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I was playing chess with a guy known to be an offensive player.

Within the first two minutes he called my mom a whore and slapped me with a wet paper towel.

Which mammal is known to spend most of it's life in air but gives birth on land?

Student : Air Hostess

A man who worked two jobs, archery manufacturing and mailman, was well known for his prowess in bed.

He could make them quiver when he delivered.

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What element is a known bisexual?

Bismuth.

TIL that while little is known about the Tiananmen Square "Tank Man," many eyewitnesses claim that he was actually run over shortly after the famous footage was taken. Indeed, the Mandarin nickname for this folk hero is "The Lobster"...

...because he was a crushed Asian.

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A Husband has become well-known for how well his marriage is going..

It had been almost 50 years, and not a single fight, nor disagreement had ever occurred between the two. One day, a friend finally confronted him to share his secret of success.

"Well, my friend.. it all goes back to our beautiful wedding. After the ceremony, we promised to ride horses into t...

It's known as PMS.

I call it ovary-acting.

Did you hear? Being the greatest business man and genius that he is, Donald Trump will be fixing the most original flaw of this great nation. And it will finally be known as America:

Land of the Fee! (Conditions may apply)

I’m known for two things, my incredible memory

... and I forgot the other thing.

A little known fact about president Trump is that he’s an avid Fortnite fan

What with all the walls being built

Before his death, JFK was just known as John Kennedy.

The F was added after to pay respects.

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A well known TV Evangelists is booking into a posh hotel.

He tells the duty manager, "I hope the porn channel is set to disabled."

The manager looks at him and replies, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard!"

David Hasselhoff told his agent that he wants to be known as Hoff from now on.

Agent: Sure David. No hassle.

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It's a well known belief that pigs have 30 minute lasting orgasms

Yet that can't be further from the truth considering that the one I fucked didn't appear to have any.

"What's the difference between a raven and a crow?" asked the Redditor. "Ravens have seventeen wing feathers with the end feather called a pinion, in contrast to crows having only sixteen wing feathers." answered the one known as Dan.

He continued, "Therefore, it's just a matter of a pinion."

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Three best friends have known eachother since high school...

They ended up going to the same college together, and getting a job at the same factory together. Bill, Jacob, and Mark were always known to hangout together, they were inseparable.

One day, the factory catches on fire, and once all of the factory workers regroup, they do accountability. Two...

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My friend and I discussed the earliest known sex joke.

The Big Bang theory

My local barber got arrested for selling cocaine. This surprised me, since I have been a customer of him for years now, and i'd never known...

...that he was a barber.

My friend Nick is known as the grill master amongst us, but his ground burgers are undeniably the best.

He's got a real Nick knack patty whack!

What do you call a well-known elk?

Famoose

Did you know back in the New Kingdom era, high ranking Egyptians were known for farting?

They all had a toot-in-common

A man runs a well-known bakery. One day, a kid enters his bakery.

"Hello, sir. Do you have spinach pies?"

"I'm sorry, buddy... I don't have them right now..." - said the man.

The kid leaves. On the next day, 2 kids enter the bakery.

"Hello, sir." - say the kids at unison - "Do you have spinach pies?"

"Sorry, kids, I'm afraid I don't hav...

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Two men visit a local pub known for serving animal hunters

They go in, sit down and order a drink.

While they are talking, one of them notices a frail, old man sitting alone in a corner. After a moment, he suddenly recognizes the man and nudges his friend.

"Hey, isn't that Tom Stevenson?" Says the man.

His friend looks in the direction ...

It’s a little-known fact that, after signing the Declaration of Independence, the Founding Fathers collectively dropped their pants, pointing their posteriors toward England

Thus the motto “E pluribus moon ‘em”

A man was known for throwing elaborate costume parties. [Long]

A successful lawyer and bachelor, he had a large home on the countryside where, once a year, he would welcome hundreds of guests to a gorgeous masquerade ball complete with a live band and exquisite catering. He would send out fancy invitations, and patrons would only be allowed into his party if th...

The Bermuda triangle used to be known as the Bermuda rectangle...

...until one of the sides mysteriously vanished...

A lawyer well known for his stinginess dies and goes to heaven

He is greeted at the pearly gates by St. Peter.

St. Peter looks through the giant book of life, which detailed all the lawyer did, looks at the lawyer and says “Yup, sorry, don’t think you’ve lived your life doing enough good to get into heaven. The lift to the underworld is that end.”
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A perverted guy goes every night to an known for prostitutes

, and every time he goes to one and starts pretending to negotiate a price while masturbating to her, then he takes off. One day, a prostitute whose father was a veteran gives him a price too good to swipe away for a blowjob and he feels something sketchy about it but accepts nonetheless. He comes a...

I find it incredible that a man could raise an army, march them halfway round the known world...

...and still not know they were all named bloody Spartacus!

It's a well-known fact that Hitler...

It's a well-known fact that Hitler often consulted astrologists and people involved in the occult to get direction while Germany fought in World War II.

One day he decided to thank his chief astrologer and called him into his office to say, "we've done really well in the war and I'm grateful...

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I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra.

And she's a bitch.

What country is known for cave paintings?

Denmark

A serial killer who was known for taking body parts as trophies

A serial killer who was known for taking body parts as trophies was captured after attacking a uniformed police officer and severing her arm. When asked why he went after the officer despite knowing the danger, he simply replied, "It was a wrist I was willing to take."

Here we see the majestic Woodchuck, also known as a Groundhog which begs the question

How much ground would a ground hog hog if a ground hog could hog ground?

I just found out my best friend is a communist. To be honest, I should have known.

All the red flags were there.

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Karl Marx had a lesser known brother in the scat porn industry. His name?

Skid Marx.

I should have known my ex-wife's activism would be a problem for our marriage.

She promoted the de-nuclearization of families.

[OC] Little-known fact: in the 80's, the RAND Corporation built an AI to analyse marriage.

It whirred and buzzed for six months then spat out a short printed message:


"A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

How about a nice game of global thermonuclear war?"

What dinosaur is known by many names

A Thesaurus

What is the number 25.80697580113 also known as?

The root of all evil.

What's the fastest moving thing in the known universe?

A Christian relationship.

I lost a court case against a well known fabric softener company.

Yes, I fought Lenor and Lenor won

My uncle is a well known organ player.

They even have his picture up at the playground warning parents to keep their kids away from him.

What did Kansas say they’re lesser known sister band?

O-hi-o! I must have missed you there!

Ancient Egyptians who worked to preserve the Pharaoh for the afterlife are known for having being very good businessmen. In fact, they even invented what we know today as the "return policy."

It was know back then as the "mummy back guarantee..."

It's well known that men can read maps better than women.

But that's because only men can convince themselves an inch is the same thing as 100 miles.

My friend's girlfriend left him for a guy she had known for just 7 days.

Talk about a week relationship.

{NSFW} CEO from a well-known company walked into his office one morning,

not knowing that his zipper was down. His beautiful secretary walked up to him and asked,
"Boss, this morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?"
This was not a phrase that her Boss understood, so he went into his office looking a bit puzzled. When he was done with his...

A well known local man has fell into a combine harvester trying to steal it last night

The police have confirmed he’s been bailed.

A family is well known for their tea

It is said that they make their tea in the finest teapots with the most precise amount of sugar and serve them in expensive cups. When a man asked "what's the secret?" they answered "its made in china"

Little known fact- the sword fish has few predators to worry about in the wild... except

for the rarely seen Penfish which is said to be even mightier.

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There was once a kingdom known as Penisland

In this kingdom, your social status was decided by the length of your penis. A traveler went to the kingdom to see if this was true. As he walked toward the great palace, he saw the peasants and commoners around him. They had penises which wrapped around their waist twice and the tip still touched t...

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I've known a lot of Richards in my life...

They were all dicks

The three most well known languages in India are English, Hindi, and...

JavaScript

I should have known Trump supporters online were Russians.

Their English is too good.

Why are Helium, Curium, And Barium known as the medical elements?

Because if you can't helium, or curium, you barium!

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The sexual position known as 69 should be called 96

With our economy, the cost of eating out has gone up

There was a very famous married couple which was known for not fighting during their 25 years together

A journalist wanted to know their secret so he came to their house and asked them about it.

They told him they will make an exception and went for a horse ride to talk

During tge ride the journalist kept asking but the couple just stayed silent.

After a couple of minutes the hor...

Little known fact about me...

Every fact about me is little known

In some languages, a double negative carries the negation through to its target. So in "I don't have no pencil," the "no" in "no pencil" indicates what I don't have. In others, while incorrect, a double negative is a positive. But, there is no known language where a double positive is a negative.

Yeah, right.

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Two known police officers are walking their K9

When after a while one of the police officers starts staring at the dog intensely.

Officer 1: This is the fifth time this week you do that. What's your problem?

Officer 2: Whenever we take the dog for a walk the joggers we pass keep saying "look, it's the dog with the two assholes."

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There was a little girl who really loved dolls. She had a big collection of them in her bedroom.

There was a little girl who really loved dolls. She had a big collection of them in her bedroom. One day, while she was browsing through a shop on her own, she spotted a really beautiful doll. It would make a perfect addition to her collection. She only hoped she had enough money to buy it.

...

Little known fact about the first pie eating contest ...

It started March 14, 1592.

It hasn't stopped.

Edit - fixed the date

Arnold Schwarzenegger is offered a role as a well known composer...

"I'll be Bach" he says, accepting the offer.

What is Chipotle most known for?

- A. Steak Bowls
- B. Delicious Tacos
- C. Chips
- D. Burritos
- E. Coli

A cop is patrolling near midnight in a well-known spot.

He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing.

The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look.

Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a buxom young woman in the rear seat, knitting.

Puzzl...

A well known politician is walking down when the street when a mugger jumps out and says "give me all of your money."

The politician says, "Do you know who I am? I'm a well known politician."

So the mugger says, "Fine, give me all of my money."

In Greek mythology, Chiron was known for his knowledge and skill with medicine

One could even call him the Centaur for Disease Control.

He was a big believer in herd immunity.

The shortest sentence known to man is I Am

The longest one is I Do

What’s the smallest unit of time in the known universe?

The interval between the traffic light changing to green and the taxi driver behind you honking his horn.

What are ‘pride, greed, lust, envy, gluttony, wrath and sloth’ commonly known as?

The Bill of Rights

Deaf people aren't known to be very rational

They have trouble making sound decisions.

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Kim Jong Un asked a well known North Korean composer to create a piece for him

The composer had many months to find people to play, and to write a piece. Once it was performed on stage, it sounded terrible. The players werent synchronized, and they were all playing the wrong notes. That night the composer was set to be executed.

Before the composer was put in the electr...

Little Known Story About Mr. and Mrs. Claus

Many years ago, Mrs. Claus had a love affair with Poseidon, God of The Sea. This affair lasted a long time and eventually led to a love child, which turned out to be a piece of sentient coral. Santa Claus found out about this child and was furious. Mrs. Claus decided to disown the child, and shamefu...

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Hey reddit I've known this girl for a while now and I really need some advice to get out of the friend zone.

She's ugly and really fucking annoying, can somebody help me unfriend her?

What's the United States' biggest, most well-known export?

Troops

The most well known person in the world

Some Spanish guy named "Manual"... A copy of his autobiography, printed in multiple languages, comes free with every electronic device or machinery... although much of his life story is lost in translation.

What is an agnostic dyslexic insomniac known for doing?

Lying awake in bed, late at night, wondering if there is a dog.

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