Reach Out Jokes - 6 Hilarious Reach Out Jokes

Maybe this is the wrong community to reach out to when I'm feeling helpless

I found out how to spell yoyo today... Why oh why oh...

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If anyone is spending Christmas at home alone this year, please reach out to me.

I need to borrow some chairs.

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So the Pope joined twitter so he can "Reach out to a younger generation."

He is certainly not the first Catholic to have done that.

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Stingy old lawyer

A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the old saying, “You can’t take it with you.” After much thought and consideration, the old ambulance-chaser finally figured out how to take at least some of his money with him when he died.

He in...

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Funny ‘wrong’ punchline

When I was younger the phone company, had a slogan/jingle “ reach out, reach out and touch someone”

The Joke going around was… what do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?

Answer: a 35 foot cock that wants to reach out and touch someone.

When I asked my girl ...

If Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump are falling off the edge of a cliff and you can only reach out to save one of them, what kind of sandwich do you make?

Heard this from a friend who probably heard it from a Facebook friend who probably got it from reddit. So if it's a repost... go make a sandwich.

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