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Power Tool Jokes

What is the best power tool to love?

A Sawzall. Because it will reciprocate.
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Saw a guy in the power tool department at Home Depot who looked a lot like Elvis.

Returned a sander.
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My friend didn't take one of his power tools seriously.

Luckily it was just a drill.
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What's the pope's favorite power tool?

A cathedrill
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Have you met our on-board cook who likes green power tools?

He is our Makita cruise chef.
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My wife left me because of my love for power tools.

At least my saw reciprocates.
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what brand of power tool does Chris Brown use?

Black and Decker.
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Was hit over the head with a power tool yesterday.

I was standing there, minding my own business, then 'Bosch'
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The Olive Garden

I was asking the waitress at the Olive Garden about their Slogan 'When you are here, you're Family'?
Then I asked her if I could borrow 50 dollars or some power tools that I promised to return with no real expectations of ever returning them.
I bet she talked bad about me after I left, becaus...
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I was attacked last night in the street by a bloke with a power tool.

There I was just minding my own business then BOSCH!
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How the Angel Came to be on Top of the Christmas Tree

There had been no snow during the entire month of November, and there
didn't appear to be coming any snow any time soon, either. The elves in
the bicycle department had been on strike since October, and there was the
possibility that the elves in the doll department might join them.
...
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The forest animals were concerned that their habitat was being destroyed by logging, so they consulted the oldest wisest tree in the middle of the forest to ask what they could do to save it.

The wise old tree thought about it and said "Perhaps the bears can scare the loggers away.” The bears snarled and charged the loggers to scare them.

It worked initially, but then the loggers hired hunters and soon there were no bears left to scare anyone.

The logging resumed and the fo...
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Traditionally, orthopedic surgeons were strong and dumb.

But now they have power tools.
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