My friend didn't take one of his power tools seriously.

Luckily it was just a drill.

My wife left me because of my love for power tools.

At least my saw reciprocates.

Have you met our on-board cook who likes green power tools?

He is our Makita cruise chef.

Saw a guy in the power tool department at Home Depot who looked a lot like Elvis.

Returned a sander.

Was hit over the head with a power tool yesterday.

I was standing there, minding my own business, then 'Bosch'

What's the pope's favorite power tool?

A cathedrill

what brand of power tool does Chris Brown use?

Black and Decker.

The Olive Garden

I was asking the waitress at the Olive Garden about their Slogan 'When you are here, you're Family'?
Then I asked her if I could borrow 50 dollars or some power tools that I promised to return with no real expectations of ever returning them.
I bet she talked bad about me after I left, becaus...

I was attacked last night in the street by a bloke with a power tool.

There I was just minding my own business then BOSCH!

The forest animals were concerned that their habitat was being destroyed by logging, so they consulted the oldest wisest tree in the middle of the forest to ask what they could do to save it.

The wise old tree thought about it and said "Perhaps the bears can scare the loggers away.” The bears snarled and charged the loggers to scare them.

It worked initially, but then the loggers hired hunters and soon there were no bears left to scare anyone.

The logging resumed and the fo...

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Traditionally, orthopedic surgeons were strong and dumb.

But now they have power tools.

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