UPJOKE
modifyableempoweralterchangeabilityunableequipallowallowsprovidefacilitateensurehelpallowing

Enabled Jokes

Why should u buy a WiFi enabled espresso machine?

To get the latest Java updates

An American, a Russian, and a North Korean are sitting at a bar...

... talking about the worst thing about their country. The American laments about the incompetence and corruption of his president. The Russian goes on to detail the shame he feels living in a country that has enabled and legitimized criminals. The North Korean says "Ehhh, I can't complain"

A marine biologist at the University of California Santa Cruz

A marine biologist at the University of California Santa Cruz was elated to discover a food that when fed to dolphins enabled them to live eternal lives. One day the biologist found that he was out of seagull mash, a main ingredient in the eternal life food. Worried that the he would miss the next c...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

An interesting story

There once was a King of a tribe in Africa. He lived in a huge, round house made of grass, typical of all the others in the village, except that his was the largest. By day he sat on the stump of a tree, which had been brought into his hut, and covered with animal skins. Everyone else sat on the flo...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.