Router Jokes

He went data way.

...but Moses is having a little trouble finding the promised LAN.

In related news, …I have a stream today.

I hardly know her

Because it was tired of all the labels people put on it.

They where pronounced husbandwith and WiFi

It hertz when IP.

Go and SYN no more.

...rules the LAN

It's giving me mixed signals.

I think the best I've come across are;

1. Drop it like it's hotspot

2. The Promised LAN

3. Wu Tang LAN

4. Chance the Router

5. Winternet is coming

6. A LAN time ago

7. I believe Wi can Fi

8. Vladamir Routin

9. That's what she SSID
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The CEO of a large company was in need of a secretary. He spread ads all over town. A few days later, there was a knock on his door. It was a dog. He had a newspaper in his mouth. He opened it to the classifieds page and pointed to the ad that the CEO had placed. The CEO was impressed. But he though... read more

All I wanted to know was whether the router is N or G!

Now I have stable WiFi.

An IP address.

(Whether or not you like it, or whether or not you believe in what I'm about to say, I came up with this like 10 minutes ago and my girlfriend is still laying in bed screaming into a pillow)

Just turn off the WIFI router and wait in the room in which it is located.

Just think about how many dead routers there are out there!

As any self-loathing individual would do he calls up his service provider who tell him that they’ll have someone look at the router at 10am the next day.

“Odd, this seems like good customer service” he thought to himself. The next morning he wakes up, grabs a cup of coffee and waits, 10am lea... read more

You have to router

So I poured some coffee on my router and now it's even slower...Do I need another java update?

Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

something I am very ashamed of and know you will probably be quite angry about. The last 3 months we have been sharing your wife. Not every day, but at least 3 times a week and my girlfriend found out yesterday and is making me tell you. I didn’t want to tell you face to face so decide to message yo... read more

Router Limits!

I'd set up a server and tested everything internally. I was able to visit pages on the apache server, and make calls to the tomcat rest api servlet just fine.

However, when I tried external tests nothing worked. I checked, rechecked and verified the firewall was allowing the correct ports t... read more