He who controls the router...

...rules the LAN

What did the pacifist say to the two arguing routers?

Wi Fi-ght?

God said to set up a router and free Wi-Fi in the tabernacle...

...but Moses is having a little trouble finding the promised LAN.

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What do you call a router in a Nazi's house?

An Axis point

I bought a new black router today...

I think I'm gonna name it Martin Router King

What's the name you use when you put your internet router on your bathroom?

An IP address.

(Whether or not you like it, or whether or not you believe in what I'm about to say, I came up with this like 10 minutes ago and my girlfriend is still laying in bed screaming into a pillow)

what did the router say to the doctor?

It hertz when IP.

My internet connection on my farm was be terrible until I moved the router in the horse barn.

Now I have stable WiFi.

I heard wired connections are faster...

So I poured some coffee on my router and now it's even slower...Do I need another java update?

I've just discovered the quickest way to call a family meeting.

I turned off the WiFi router and simply waited in the room where it's located.

Hi Alan – It’s John from next door. I need to talk to you about

something I am very ashamed of and know you will probably be quite angry about. The last 3 months we have been sharing your wife. Not every day, but at least 3 times a week and my girlfriend found out yesterday and is making me tell you. I didn’t want to tell you face to face so decide to message yo...

IT guy wants to be an astronaut

Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

Kinda nerdy IT thing that escaped my mouth today at work...

I'd set up a server and tested everything internally. I was able to visit pages on the apache server, and make calls to the tomcat rest api servlet just fine.

However, when I tried external tests nothing worked. I checked, rechecked and verified the firewall was allowing the correct ports t...

What is it called when you are on the edge of WiFi signal range?

Router Limits!

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You've Been Programming Too Long When...

When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".

When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.

When your wife says "If you don't turn off that darn machine and come to bed,then I am going to divorce you!", and you chastise her for for omit...

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