Poor People Jokes

They both love to talk about money

Because they don’t have any cents.

Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.

Husband: honey, if they fit in your clothes they surely aren't starving.

Husband: "Why bother? It's easier to throw the clothes in the garbage can."

Wife: "Don't be selfish! There are so many poor people who have no clothes and are starving."

Husband: " Honey, anyone who fits into your clothing is not starving..."

Because they cant pay attention

Because they're locust!

Does that mean some rich people are temporarily flattered homeless bums?

Rich people break into your house to gloat.

They can't afford the wires

Like I am now

(Dark, I know, but one of my favorite deep thoughts)

One day, a financially successful enough father decides to take his son to the countryside to show him how poor some people may happen to be in contrast to them, who live in a nice house in the suburbs of a big city. Like this, his son could understand the value of things, and how lucky he is.
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Death.

I was driving people bananas.

In the spaghetto

I can't wait to go see his new talk about gun violence.

She runs to him and says proudly “My mommy taught me all about politics today!”

“That’s great! So are you a Republican or a Democrat?” he asks.

“A demmycrat!”

“Why’s that?”

“Well, demmycrats believe in helping the poor. So they take some money from everyone and give it ... read more

I’m calling it Trotskyism

Rich people have colon cleanses
Poor people have taco bell

And poor people used to have horses now poor people have cars and rich people have horses. The stables have turned.

Poor people say "Ramen."

A: Starving poor people

Saint Peter immediately opens the gates for the man in the SUV and throws him a Big Party. A couple hours later he remembers the poor man still waiting. The poor man asked why he didn't get a celebration. St. Peter said we get poor people hear every day. But it's not very often we get a politician ... read more

Unfortunately, he died during the visit. The Israelis offered to bury him in Israel for free, explaining that it will save money that can be used to help the poor people of his country. His entourage discussed the proposition and declined the offer saying that they'd rather bring back the remains of... read more

They take the homes of the wealthy and give poor people access to the beachfront.

[Full of errors I'm sure. On to the brilliant joke.]

A polish farmeris tilling his field. It's another beautiful spring day when suddenly his plough hits something. Upon inspection he sees that it's some sort of golden lamp. He dusts it off and a genie comes out of it and says to the humble p... read more

Doctor helped the frail old man in his clinic: What can I do for you today, sir?

Old man said to the Dr: I married this beautiful angel 2 months ago, and she is pregnant with my baby. At this age, I forgot how to care for the mother, I want to seek your advice.

Doctor a little taken ... read more

One night the heating in a hospital ward was accidentally turned off and as a result a few patients suffered hypothermia and ended up in intensive care. The next day..........

Head Nurse: Why did no one realise that the patients were freezing?, the people in the ward were old and infirm, they... read more