What’s the proper plural of beer?

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Sixpack.

What's the plural of "Referendum"?

Riots.

When is "us" singular and 'i' plural?

When you're Roman.

What's the plural of compass?

This one's best if you say it out loud.




What's the plural of octopus?


Octopi.




What's the plural of compass?


Cumpie.

English: A dog.

Swedish: What?

English: The dog.

English: Two dogs.

Swedish: Okay. We have: En hund, hunden, Två hundar, hundarna.

German: Wait, I wan’t to try it too!

English: No, go away.

Swedish: No one invited you. ...

My name is Alex.

My mom was going to name me 'Alec,' but she knew I was going to be fat.


So she decided to make my name plural.

Vince Lombardi once said "inches make champions"

My girlfriend likes to remind me that his statement is plural.

Board Game Shop

Me: I want a dice.


Clerk: The correct term is 'die'.


Me: I want 2 die.


Clerk: Plural is dice, alone it's die.


Me: I want 2 die alone.

Bob the cactus is talking to his wife, Mandy.

Mandy says: "You're so selfish. You have to remember that it's cact-US."

Bob responds: "Actually, the plural of cactus is catc-I."

ENGLISH IS A FUNNY LANGUAGE

Let's face it -- English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant not ham in hamburger; neither apple or pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.

We take English fo...

It remains a puzzle . . .

It remains a puzzle why a bra is singular and panties are plural.

A conversation with my 7 year old brother.

"Look at all of these beautiful horse"

"Horses"

"Horse is already plural, isn't it?"

"You're thinking of elk"

"Holy mooses, you're right"

I like my women like I like my fish.

An irregular plural.

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