If the plural or mouse is mice, and the plural of louse is lice...
What does it really mean if my spouse wants to spice things up?
What’s the proper plural of beer?
What’s the plural of bacon?
When is "us" singular and 'i' plural?
When you're Roman.
Stairs! Bet you can’t fall down just one.
Because then it wouldn’t be plural.
My name is Alex.
My mom was going to name me 'Alec,' but she knew I was going to be fat.
So she decided to make my name plural.
English: A dog.
English: The dog.
English: Two dogs.
Swedish: Okay. We have: En hund, hunden, Två hundar, hundarna.
German: Wait, I wan’t to try it too!
English: No, go away.
Swedish: No one invited you. ...
What's the plural of "Referendum"?
Vince Lombardi once said "inches make champions"
My girlfriend likes to remind me that his statement is plural.
Board Game Shop
Me: I want a dice.
Clerk: The correct term is 'die'.
Me: I want 2 die.
Clerk: Plural is dice, alone it's die.
Me: I want 2 die alone.
Bob the cactus is talking to his wife, Mandy.
Mandy says: "You're so selfish. You have to remember that it's cact-US."
Bob responds: "Actually, the plural of cactus is catc-I."
ENGLISH IS A FUNNY LANGUAGE
Let's face it -- English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant not ham in hamburger; neither apple or pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.
We take English fo...
It remains a puzzle . . .
It remains a puzzle why a bra is singular and panties are plural.
A conversation with my 7 year old brother.
"Look at all of these beautiful horse"
"Horse is already plural, isn't it?"
"You're thinking of elk"
"Holy mooses, you're right"
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Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra p...