What is the plural of Y’all?

All Y’all

What is the plural of an "Aux Cord"

Auxen Cord

What is the plural form of rice

Answer: Extra rice

Q: What's the plural for "backstab"?

A: The Roman Senate

If the plural or mouse is mice, and the plural of louse is lice...

What does it really mean if my spouse wants to spice things up?

I tried to find out what plural of fungus was

Everyone just said I'm a fun guy

What's the plural of days? (wholesome)

daisies



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Common English Mistakes

Common English Mistakes

-mixing up there, their, and they're

-using the wrong too, to, or two

-putting commas in the wrong place

-enslaving innocent people and stealing their riches

-using apostrophes for plurals

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God: Gabriel, have you finished setting up future events for the 2020s?

Gabriel: Yes, God, I have - wait, did you say 2020s plural? As in the decade?

God: Of course, what else?

Gabriel: I thought you meant 2020 the year.

God: You put a decade worth of history in one year?

Gabriel: Yes

God: Well, shit.

What is the plural of "hippopotamus"?

Hippopotami.

What is the plural of "cactus"?

Cacti.

What is the plural of "whatafoolam"?

What a fool am I.

What is the plural name for a Calzone?

Calztwo.

What’s the proper plural of beer?





Sixpack.

When is "us" singular and 'i' plural?

When you're Roman.

What's really helpful until pluralized?

Aid.

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My classmates and I used to argue all the time about the plural form of the word for female sex cells.

We'd go on and on and waste a lot of time in class, but finally it was resolved. Honestly, I'm glad it's ova.

English: A dog.

Swedish: What?

English: The dog.

English: Two dogs.

Swedish: Okay. We have: En hund, hunden, Två hundar, hundarna.

German: Wait, I wan’t to try it too!

English: No, go away.

Swedish: No one invited you. ...

Stairs! Bet you can’t fall down just one.

Because then it wouldn’t be plural.

ENGLISH IS A FUNNY LANGUAGE

Let's face it -- English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant not ham in hamburger; neither apple or pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.

We take English fo...

My name is Alex.

My mom was going to name me 'Alec,' but she knew I was going to be fat.


So she decided to make my name plural.

Board Game Shop

Me: I want a dice.


Clerk: The correct term is 'die'.


Me: I want 2 die.


Clerk: Plural is dice, alone it's die.


Me: I want 2 die alone.

Vince Lombardi once said "inches make champions"

My girlfriend likes to remind me that his statement is plural.

A conversation with my 7 year old brother.

"Look at all of these beautiful horse"

"Horses"

"Horse is already plural, isn't it?"

"You're thinking of elk"

"Holy mooses, you're right"

It remains a puzzle . . .

It remains a puzzle why a bra is singular and panties are plural.

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Ponderisms:

Can you cry under water?







How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?







Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra p...

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