What is the plural of an "Aux Cord"

Auxen Cord

What is the plural form of rice

Answer: Extra rice

Q: What's the plural for "backstab"?

A: The Roman Senate

I tried to find out what plural of fungus was

Everyone just said I'm a fun guy

What's the plural of days? (wholesome)

daisies



:)

The plural of Tooth is Teeth, Foot is Feet, Goose is Geese, then Moose is...

Meese?

Just following up on that Gallagher joke.

If the plural or mouse is mice, and the plural of louse is lice...

What does it really mean if my spouse wants to spice things up?

What is the plural name for a Calzone?

Calztwo.

What is the plural of "hippopotamus"?

Hippopotami.

What is the plural of "cactus"?

Cacti.

What is the plural of "whatafoolam"?

What a fool am I.

What’s the plural of bacon?

Heart disease

What’s the proper plural of beer?





Sixpack.

When is "us" singular and 'i' plural?

When you're Roman.

What's really helpful until pluralized?

Aid.

English: A dog.

Swedish: What?

English: The dog.

English: Two dogs.

Swedish: Okay. We have: En hund, hunden, Två hundar, hundarna.

German: Wait, I wan’t to try it too!

English: No, go away.

Swedish: No one invited you. ...

My name is Alex.

My mom was going to name me 'Alec,' but she knew I was going to be fat.


So she decided to make my name plural.

Stairs! Bet you can’t fall down just one.

Because then it wouldn’t be plural.

Board Game Shop

Me: I want a dice.


Clerk: The correct term is 'die'.


Me: I want 2 die.


Clerk: Plural is dice, alone it's die.


Me: I want 2 die alone.

ENGLISH IS A FUNNY LANGUAGE

Let's face it -- English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant not ham in hamburger; neither apple or pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.

We take English fo...

A conversation with my 7 year old brother.

"Look at all of these beautiful horse"

"Horses"

"Horse is already plural, isn't it?"

"You're thinking of elk"

"Holy mooses, you're right"

It remains a puzzle . . .

It remains a puzzle why a bra is singular and panties are plural.

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