A Scientologist, a Catholic, and a Mormon are talking about their families.
The Scientologist jokes, "I've got 4 kids. One more and I'll have a basketball team!" The Catholic joins in and says, "Well I've got 10 kids, and one more I'll have a football team!". The Mormon speaks up and deadpans. "I've got 17 wives. One more and I'll have a golf course."
Two families try to cheat a train ticket fee
Two families were on a trip together. They both would be taking the train, and one family bought a ticket for every member. But the father of the other family said, "Hey, you wasted money. Watch us."
That father bought only one ticket. Then he and his family boarded the train. When a PA...
Two families meet on the road in the middle of the Afghan desert
"Peace be with you,brother ", says one man, "pray, tell me, why is your wife walking in front of you, when the Coran says the woman must follow her man"
"Well, when the Coran was written, there were no antipersonnel mines buried in the desert"
Why do lions stay with their families in June?
Because that's **Pride** Month!