I overheard my neighbor say she had a shitty day, so I anonymously sent her a meat lover’s pizza
She’s a vegan and I hate her fucking guts
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Our local pizza guy has been arrested for selling drugs
I have been a loyal customer for years. I honestly had no idea he was selling pizzas
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I got a new job delivering pizzas.
Nobody really likes liver on pizza anyways.
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What's the difference between a Humanities student and a large order of pizzas?
One of them can feed a family.
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1000 Pizzas
a guy walk into the pizzaria and ask: hello, do you have 1000 pizzas? the staff tell him: nope. day after he come back to the pizzaria and says: hey do you guys have 1000 pizzas? the staff tell him. sorry no. 1 day after the staff makes 1000 pizza and the guy come and ask: hey. you guys have 1000 pi...
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Pizzas topped with German sausage..
.. Are the wurst.
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How do Muslims like to make their pizzas spicy?
They add halalapeño.
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I ate 3.14 pizzas today, you know what I got?
I got fat! What, did you expect a pi joke?
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You order one pizza and you love it. Next time you order a pizza and a garlic bread. Before you know it, you're eating pizzas for every meal and you get withdrawal symptoms if you don't get one...
That's the domino effect...
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Why are pizzas circular?
So there's enough to go around.
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What kind of pizzas did Good King Wenceslas like?
Ones that were 'deep & crisp & even'
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There are 2 pizzas in the oven
The first pizza says " aaaaah, it's hot in here!"
The second pizza says " aaaaaaah, a talking pizza!!!"
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I had to start deliverin pizzas
Cause i knead the dough
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What's the difference between two 10" pizzas and one 14" pizza?
One pi
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If you order two pizzas....
is that called a Tau-zza?
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A man returned to the U.S. after a trip abroad feeling very ill.
He goes to see his doctor and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo a barrage of extensive tests. He's negative for COVID, Ebola, Malaria, and pretty much all the recognizable infectious diseases.
The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital, and the phone...
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What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?
Two large plains.
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Darth Vader asked the Emperor how many pizzas he should get...
Palpatine: order 66...
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What do pizzas and parents have in common?
If they are black, you have nothing to eat.
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