In Jamaica pies cost $4.76, in the Cuba pies cost $3.89, and in Haiti pies cost $3.23.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
My flirtatious neighbor called me and said that she bought too many zucchinis and ended up making two cheese and zucchini pies. She said I was welcome to come over and take one, and she also had some left over herbs that I could have.
So I went over, and she told she had just finished reading a Cosmo article called "which traffic sign are you?"
"Which traffic sign would your ideal woman be?" she asked me seductively.
I said " Ain't no particular sign I'm more compatible with I just want your extra t...
I was walking home late one night when I saw dozens of giant cupcakes and pies everywhere. It was kind of scary.
The streets were oddly desserted.
How many pies can an explorer eat before they go deaf?
Two: a pie an ear!
Why were the pirates happy when they washed up on shore and saw cakes, pies, and ice cream?
It was a desserted island.
Not every pies in the world is round, sometimes...
If I have 5 pies in one hand and 6 pies in the other, what do I have?
Adele’s undivided attention
Joe Biden is a Jack of all trades
Apparently he has his fingers in many pies.
Did you know it's cheaper to buy pies in warm weather climates?
Cherry pie in Jamaica - $4.25 Blueberry pie in Cuba - $3.50
Those are some of the pie-rates of the Caribbean.
I’ve always wondered about the price of pies around the world
In the Bahamas they’re $9 a pie. In Jamaica they’re $8 a pie. In Cuba they’re $7 a pie.
And those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
I sell pies from my car. $2 for apple pie. $3 for pumpkin pie.
These are the pie rates of the car I be in.
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Simple Simon met a Pie-Man on his way to the fair. Simple Simon said to the Pie-Man "What have you got there?" and the Pie-Man said
"Pies you stupid fuck"
What type of pies take up the most time?
Why didn't Santa get any mince pies on Christmas?
Because it was stollen.
How easy is it to stroll along on pies?
Well, it's no cakewalk.
Life pro tip: always be nice to pies.
You don't want to hurt their fillings.
[NSFW] I've ate two pies in 15 minutes. What more can I ask for?
To ask another girl to join the party.