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Calzone Jokes

What do you need to find a calzone in a warzone?

strong ricottascents

Why do baby calzones always look so weird?

Because they're in bread.

What is the plural name for a Calzone?

Calztwo.

If you live on the west coast of the USA right near the factory that makes diet pizza pockets, and you eat one

Then that is a local lo-cal Cal-zone calzone.

A local pizza chain just folded

The new restaurants serve only calzones now.

Someone just tried to break into a famous Parks and Rec-inspired restaurant.

They wanted to rob Rob Lowe's low-cal calzone zone.

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