A middle class couple wanted to takeout their leftover food in a restaurant

The food served in this restaurant was so good that they kept coming back to dine there and finishing every dish they ordered.


One day they weren't able to finish one, but it was so good that they didn't want to waste it. They wanted to have the restaurant package up their leftover for ...

They say you shouldn't eat takeout too often because it makes you fat...

I think it's worth the weight.

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I just couldn't decide which asian takeout food I like the best, Japanese or Chinese.

I ended up calling it a Thai.

Chinese takeout $30.00…gas to pick it up $20.00…

Getting home and realising they have forgotten one of your containers…

Riceless

Chinese takeout: $11.77. Price of gas to get there: $1.90. Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:

Riceless

Chinese takeout: $8. Tip :$2. Getting home

and finding out that they forgot part of your order: riceless.

Today I was wearing a shirt with the family crest of my favorite painter Frida Kahlo. After a few hours I started to get hungry and ordered takeout. When my delivery person arrived he handed over my food without taking any money for bringing it to me. I asked him “How come there’s no charge?”

He replied: I was going to charge you, but I noticed you had Frida Livery”

Why did the depressed Mexican order chinese takeout?

Because he was feeling lo mein

What can be said for Vietnamese soilders and takeout food?

They never make it home

Ordered takeout from Door Dash and offered the Dasher some fries.

"Nah, I'm good. I already had some"

What did Dave Grohl say when someone stole his Greek takeout?

There goes my gyro!!!!!

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When you get takeout and they give you 2 sets of utensils...

They're trying to tell you that your order is a meal for 2, fat-ass.

I think it was a mistake to call childbirth “delivery”.

It should have been called “takeout” instead.

What is Batman’s least favorite food?

A: Chinese takeout

What is Captain Picard's favorite Chinese takeout ?

Make it Tso!

What do hitmen eat for dinner

Takeout

Doctors in china don't ask if you want an abortion

They just ask if you want takeout or delivery

Today I learned the history of the word noodles

Back in ancient Asian territory, they created a food product. They chose to trade it with the Western world. When asked what they called this food, they realised they didn't have a name for it yet. It was a great food that always ended with empty bowls, so they decided to take the English words 'nau...

Unites Airlines newest in-flight cuisine

Chinese Takeout

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