My first patient of the day walked in and began describing her symptoms in graphic detail.
They don't prepare you for this in veterinary school.
A transplant patient of mine asked how long he’ll have to wait for surgery
I don’t have the heart to tell him.
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A patient of mine told me this joke today... When is a man the smartest he'll ever be?
While he's having sex with his wife; because he's plugged into a know it all.
My dad was negotiating with a car salesman who was also a patient of his
They're sitting at the salesman's desk negotiating the price on a car, when my dad looks at him and says, "You know, if you get me the right price, my finger can be a lot smaller when your next appointment comes around".
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