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What Did The Doctor Say To The Patient Jokes

What did the doctor say to the patient suffering from a bacterial infection?

Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well

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What did the doctor say to the patient with kidney stones?

Urine trouble but it'll pass.

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

"Suture self!"

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