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What do you call a lady with a rock hard body having sex with a paper thin lady?

Rock scissors paper

A newlywed couple arrived back from honeymoon to move into their tiny new flat.

"Care to go to bed?" the husband asked. "Shh!" said his blushing bride. "These walls are paper thin. The neighbours will know what you mean! Next time, ask me in code - like, 'Have you left the washing machine door open' - instead." So, the following night, the husband asks: "I don't suppose you lef...

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Barbara Walters is interviewing Neil Armstrong in 2010 about him being the first man on the moon.

Barbara Walters (BW) says to Neil Armstrong (NA) "It's a great honor to interview you Mr. Armstrong. (NA) replies, "Happy to be here". Then (BW) asks him "As a young journalist hearing you speak those famous words for the first time". "One small step for man, one giant leap for Mankind", "I had to a...

So a guy goes to Soviet Russia...

He's standing in line to get into a bar, and a guy walks up behind him and comments on the beauty of the American's Rolex.
As the American begins to explain all the features of his own watch he notices the Russian guy's watch. It's paper thin, nearly flush with his skin. He begins to laud it's d...

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