This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

What do you call a lady with a rock hard body having sex with a paper thin lady?

Rock scissors paper

A newlywed couple arrived back from honeymoon to move into their tiny new flat.

"Care to go to bed?" the husband asked. "Shh!" said his blushing bride. "These walls are paper thin. The neighbours will know what you mean! Next time, ask me in code - like, 'Have you left the washing machine door open' - instead." So, the following night, the husband asks: "I don't suppose you lef...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Joe on his honeymoon

Joe was nervous about his honeymoon seeing as he was a virgin. His buddy told him not to worry, just go to the town motel with paper thin walls, he would be next door and help guide him on what to do. Joe and his bride get to the motel. While Joe is in the bathroom showering ,his bride had to go to ...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Barbara Walters is interviewing Neil Armstrong in 2010 about him being the first man on the moon.

Barbara Walters (BW) says to Neil Armstrong (NA) "It's a great honor to interview you Mr. Armstrong. (NA) replies, "Happy to be here". Then (BW) asks him "As a young journalist hearing you speak those famous words for the first time". "One small step for man, one giant leap for Mankind", "I had to a...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.