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I want to see if this old Finnish joke is still funny when translated.

A press reporter, a young and beautiful woman was making an article about living alone in the middle of nowhere for the majority for one's life.


The reporter stayed at the old man's house for a long time, just discussing about everyday stuff.

Well, how do you get food then?

...

A man tells his friends he has a talking dog

A man tells his friends he has a talking dog, and his friends of course don’t believe him. The man decides to prove the dog can talk by showing it off to the friends.


The man asked his dog some questions. “What are trees coated in?” “Bark” said the dog.

“What lies on top of a house...

Wandering through the hot desert, a youthful looking man comes upon a tent. Intrigued, he ventures inside...

...there before him lies a table with three upright cups. Behind the table, grinning ear to ear, is the proprietor.

“Welcome! Welcome!”, the proprietor says. “Care to play? Only five shekels. Keep track of which cup has the bean under it and win double.”

Unmoved, the man replies, “Cert...

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Oouch

A married man died just
before sex.

His wife cut his penis, coated it with cement & fixed it on her bedroom wall.

Every night she used to stand against the wall & satisfy herself.

One day, her neighbour saw this.

He made a hole in the wall removed the husband'...

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