What phrase is 5 words long, makes you a part of a secretly hated society, is as infective as a virus and stays in your memory forever, but is only mentioned on occasion?
“I just lost the game”
A professor travels to Africa to live with a primitive tribe...
...and spends years with them, teaching them all about the wonders of science, mathematics, and formatting Reddit comments so they get the most upvotes. One day, the Chief's wife gives birth to... a white child!
The word spreads, and the entire tribe is in shock. The chief pulls the professo...
What is a drill's favorite dance?
The Twist, but they also like de walts on occasion
There was a jungle tribe of people who lived entirely off the land...
They hunted and foraged, and built structures with wildgrasses and leaves. Most of the tribe was kind and giving, except for the one greedy old coot. He did not live modestly: full feasts when others were hungry, 2-story hut when the rest were 1, and the rarest dyes on all of his clothes. This old c...
I can't stand it when my friend plays Skyrim.
Personally I play a lawful good approach, trying to stay out of trouble, but when I invite Jacob Yu over he goes full-on thief! Always breaking into homes, stealing things, getting fined and thrown in jail. I ask him on occasion if he'd prefer a different playstyle, but he simply prefers this one. S...
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A doctor and a patient at a plastic surgery clinic.
Patient: "I heard doctors put up random stuff to make their work seem more complicated."
Doctor: "That's true to a degree. Some of the stuff in this room are just for show."
Patient looks around the room pointing at a thermometer: "Do you use that?"
Doctor: "Not really."
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Poor Will...
Everyone's always firing at him.
A joke my grandad would use on occasion.
Orchestra Joke
The orchestra one evening was playing a song that was noted for being on the lower side of the musical spectrum.
As they played through the night, the conductor would on occasion shoot an angry glare at one of the musicians.
After a few of these glares, the musician leans over to his ...
Bubba n' Buford IV
Law enforcement officers in east Texas must also be linguists on occasion just to communicate. Take the time Bubba n' Buford were pulled over outside of Madisonville and the officer walked up and simply said "You boys have any ID?". Now that would seem a simple, clearly understood request...but no...
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