You are not supposed to twist measuring sticks to measure curves

But I've always been willing to bend the rulers

I've decided to start a new line of 'extra-shatter' measuring sticks.

Because rulers were made to be broken.

Match at a gas station

On his first day working at the gas station, John watched a senior co-worker measure the level of gasoline in the underground tanks by lowering a giant measuring stick down into them.

"What would happen if I threw a lit match into the hole?" John said as a joke.

"It would go out," the ...

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