Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning: "Windows frozen, won't open."
Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and then gently tap edges with hammer."
Wife texts back 10 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now."
Pretty sure it's original, very rough edges type joke. Input welcome.
A man decides to open his own Plant Nursery. After a few months his business starts going under so he goes to apply for a loan The loan officer goes to the place of business and asks a couple questions "sir do you have a background in the study of plants?" "No, I just got this company on a ...
What would you call the Bermuda Triangle if it had four edges?
The Bermuda wreck tangle
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Why do the Scottish graze their sheep at the edges of a cliff?
They push back harder when you're shagging them.
Little Johnny strikes again
### Teacher: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?
### Little Johnny: None.
### Teacher: Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?
### Little Johnny: None!
### Teacher: Can you explain...
There was a Pirate Captain who had an interesting way of pillaging ships..
Prowling the edges of dangerous waters where storms and large reefs were common, the Captain and his crew would pick out the most stricken merchant vessels limping out of a storm, then swiftly close in.
Once their pirate ship was alongside the merchant vessel however, the ...
What do you call a man...
...Who edges you all day and then stops just before the finish line?
>!Yevgeny Prigozhin!<
The WWE wrestlers Edge & Test were big back in their day, even had separate fanbases believe it or not,
Edges fans were called "Th Edge-ed Edgies"
and Test fans were just a bunch of quality balls.
The other day, my wife asked me if I could help her with a puzzle. She couldn't find any edges to start with and the colors all resembled each other.
After taking a look at the puzzle, I told her to put the corn flakes back in the box
What is the difference between a piece of fabric with elastic around the edges, designed to go on a bed, and an unexpected bout of diarrhea when wearing sandals?
One is a fitted sheet...
Why do used cards have dog ears?
They have ruff edges
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