Measuring Cup Jokes - 3 Hilarious Measuring Cup Jokes

What did the measuring cup say to the water?

I’ve had it up to here with you!!!

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A measuring cup got sent to prison

He was found guilty in the quart of law for litering

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A man holding several miniature pigs walks into a bar.

"Hey, barkeep!" he says, struggling to keep control of his quarry. "Any room for me and my friends?"

The bartender smiles and sets down some plastic cups. The man plops his friends inside, but the cups are too small.

"Um...barkeep?" the man says, pulling them out again. The bartender ...

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