I had to use a yardstick to stop a bomb explosion...

Drastic times call for drastic measures

You remember those yardsticks?

They don't make them any longer.

What did the mathematician dad think of getting a yardstick on his birthday?

It’s rules

Did I ever tell you guys about king yardstick?

He was a ruler

What has 1 foot at the beginning, 1 at the end, and 1 in the middle?

A yardstick

What has three feet but no legs?

A yardstick.

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What do you call a three foot snake who got a Viagra stuck in his throat?

A yardstick.

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