C major (one of the popular scales) is chatting with a fellow partygoer when D major walks in.
C major is a friend, so she decides to pay her a compliment.
"You look sharp!", she says.
"Thanks! I love the natural look!"
At this, the lady scale she was chatting with leaves, flustered.
"Who was that?", D major asks, confused.
"Oh, Just Bb major. Can't take a j...