Look Sharp Jokes - 5 Hilarious Look Sharp Jokes

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp.

 
 

Credit: 3rd grade me.

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Why did the spoon come to the party dressed as a knife?

...The invitation said to look sharp

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Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp.

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C major (one of the popular scales) is chatting with a fellow partygoer when D major walks in.

C major is a friend, so she decides to pay her a compliment.

"You look sharp!", she says.

"Thanks! I love the natural look!"

At this, the lady scale she was chatting with leaves, flustered.

"Who was that?", D major asks, confused.

"Oh, Just Bb major. Can't take a j...

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I covered my shirt with push pins...

I thought I would look sharp, but everyone said it was tacky.

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