A guy walks into a bar, and takes a seat, noticing that he's the only customer.
The only person around is a bartender, who is on his phone, and who waves to indicate he'll be with him as soon as he can.
The guy nods and waits patiently, but suddenly he hears a small voice say: "Nice shirt!" He looks around, but can't see anyone other than the bartender, who is still on ...
C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them.
After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. So D comes in and heads for the bathr...
What did the Marlin say to the swordfish?
You're looking sharp
So A flat walks into a bar . . .
And the bartender looks up and says, "G you're looking sharp."
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