A man was driving through town with his windows down when he heard a man at a small roadside stand yelling, "Lobster tails! Get your lobster tails here only two dollars!"
The man hit his brakes and pulled over. He walked up to the salesman thinking this must be too good to be true.
"Ar...
A man walked into a seafood restaurant and asked for a lobster tail.
The waitress smiled sweetly and said - "Once upon a time, there was this handsome lobster......"
I passed by a roadside stand that said "lobster tails: $2"
So I stopped, paid my $2 and the man said,
"Once upon a time, there was a lobster..."
Lobster tail and beer.
My 3 favorite things.
A man walks into a seafood restaurant and was told they had Lobster Tails on offer for $1.
“They must be small," he says.
"No, they're normal size," replies the waitress.
"Well they're old then."
"Fresh today," she answers.
"Then I'll have one," says the man, smiling.
The waitress takes him to table and he sits down.
"Once upon a time,...
I went to the beach yesterday and stopped at this stall with a sign that said "Lobster Tails $1".
I thought that was a good deal, so I gave the man the money and he said "Once upon a time there was a lobster..."
A guest at a restaurant asks the waiter...
"do you have lobster tails?" The waiter replies: "Of course! Once upon a time, there was a little lobster....."
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