Scallop Jokes - 7 Hilarious Scallop Jokes

Sick and tired of the double standards

When Venus poses naked on a giant scallop shell she is "beautiful" and "a goddess".

But when I do it I am "drunk" and "banned from the Sea Life Centre".

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a scallop fell in love with a clam...

and against everyone 's advice they got married. and six short months later sure enough they filed for divorce and went their separate ways. their problem was obvious to anyone who knew them. they were just two shellfish .

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How do seahorses get around?

They scallop

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Today, I found out there are places that sell fake scallops made out of white fish...

there are a lot of cod artists out there.

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What’s the fastest speed at which a seahorse swims?

At a scallop.

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How did the sea horse win the race?

He scalloped.

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A little IDAHO HUMOR From John H. Hill

A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other,

and finally they got married, and had a little sweet

potato, which they called 'Yam'.

Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.

When it was time, they told her about the facts of life.

They warned her about going...

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