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Today, I found out there are places that sell fake scallops made out of white fish...

there are a lot of cod artists out there.

A man walks into a bar

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer

Man: How much will it be

Bartender: free

Man: Oh how wonderful in that case ill have some dinner as well, how much are the scallops.

Bartender: free as well

Man: delightful, this is a fine establishment, I would love to meet...

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