I changed the tags of my mother’s herb jars. She hasn’t notice it yet..
But the thyme is cumin
My brother and I got so bored, we started throwing spice jars at each other.
Then the thyme really flew.
Why is it called canning when you put things in jars?
Because calling it anything else would be too jarring.
In science class, 3 worms were places into 3 different jars.
The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of soil.
After one day, these were the results:
The first worm in alcohol ---dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke --- dead.<...
I switched the labels on the jars in my wife's spice rack. She hasn't noticed it yet...
I know the Thyme is Cumin.
I bought two jars of queso instead of one...
The other one is just in queso-mergency.
Why do some people use Ball jars, even though they aren't the best brand?
Because they don't Kerr
My wife always talks like an empty tip jar
Such non cents
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Each year I eagerly anticipate this day so I can share my favorite Dad Joke of all time:
Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.
This wo...
I accidentally walked in my roommate and saw him slathering himself with jars of Mayo.
What the Hellmann!
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