I changed the tags of my mother’s herb jars. She hasn’t notice it yet..
But the thyme is cumin
Why do some people use Ball jars, even though they aren't the best brand?
Because they don't Kerr
My wife always talks like an empty tip jar
Such non cents
Most people don’t know that back in 1912, Hellmann’s mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York...
This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.
The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiti...
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It is just before Scotland v England in the Euro’s Group game.
Kane goes into the English changing room to find all his team mates looking a bit glum.
"What's up?" he asks.
"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only Scotland. They're shite and we can't be bothered".
Kane looks at the...
The royal calligrapher's apprentice.
In the late 1400s there was a young man named Pablo. He was apprenticed to the royal calligrapher for the king of Spain. One day the royal calligrapher gathered his apprentices for a lesson.
"Any letter penned for his majesty must be penned with Ink made here in Spain! It would be a trav...
In science class, 3 worms were places into 3 different jars.
The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of soil.
After one day, these were the results:
The first worm in alcohol ---dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke --- dead.<...
Winnie the Pooh and Piglet were having fun at Pooh's house
Piglet accidentally knocked over one of the jars fro. Pooh's stash of honey and it went all over the floor.
Pooh had honey roasted ham for dinner that night.
I bought two jars of queso instead of one...
The other one is just in queso-mergency.
I was bored, so I spent all day re-arranging my spice rack, only for one of the herb jars to exploded all over me...
I've got way too much thyme on my hands