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A woman is walking through the park when she sees a very attractive man sitting on a park bench. He's reading a book and eating some fruit out of a Tupperware container. Slowly the woman gathers the courage to go ask the man out...

So, she walks over and takes a seat next to him on the bench, turns to him and says, "Sorry to bother you. I know this may be a little forward but I would love to grab coffee with you some time."

Flattered, the man responds, "Sure... but what makes you so certain you and I would get along so ...

What do you call a shipping container full of snails?

Escargo

Is Tom the cat able to pour gasoline on the ground from a container?

No, but Jerry can.

What does a Spanish speaking person say when you ask him what is in his container full of snails?

Es Cargo!

Chinese takeout $25.00... Gas to pick it up $5.00... Getting home and realising they have forgotten one of your containers...

Riceless

I left my house and noticed the door wouldn't close because it kept hitting a container of strawberry jam

Guess you could say the door was held ajar

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What do a horny walrus and a tupperware container have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

How do you receive a cremation container

You urn it

I saw a Canadian Dollar outside of a container.

Looks like it just escaped the loonie bin.

A while ago I did a #trashtag cleanup of all the beverage containers in the local partying spot near an old stream in the hills, and just revisited it.

It looks so much better now that it doesn't even look real.

There's something that's almost artificial about it, it's so pristine.

It just looked a little... off, and it was hard to figure out what was wrong.

Eventually I realized why.

It was the uncanny valley effect.

Why was the the blonde staring at the orange juice container ?

It said Concentrate

I tried to catch a bunch of fireflies last night but they escaped the container

It was ajar

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A Canadian was having a coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him.

The Canadian politely ignored the American, who, nevertheless started up a conversation.

The American snapped his gum and said, "You Canadian folk eat the whole bread?"

The Canadian frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast, and replied, "Of course".

The American...

I was seasoning my steak when one of my spice container lids popped open and spilled all over.

It was quite the waste of thyme

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If Democrats hoard their gas in biodegradable containers, and Republicans hoard their gas in non-biodegradable containers, then who did the people who hoard their gas in plastic bags vote for?

The Greene Party.

Got pulled over for open container

I asked the cop "if its illegal to drink a beer while you drive then why is there a bottle opener attached to every seat?"

He said: "sir, those are seat belts."

What do you call an empty container of Cheese Whiz?

Cheese Was.

What do you call a mislabeled orange juice container?

Pulp fiction.

I don't know why the barista got so angry when I knocked over her container of cash and coins...

The sign said "tip jar"...

What do you call a container that's slightly open?

Ajar.

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