I saw people collecting for Parkinson's and they were shaking tins which I thought was insensitive.
If you get an email telling you that you can catch swine flu from tins of ham then delete it.
My Grandad was the best drummer in the world
He used to practice 18 hours a day, seven days a week, every day of the year. Morning, noon, and night he'd be banging away with his sticks, so dedicated he was, he didn't even have a set of drums, preferring instead to play on old biscuit tins, bottles, anything he could lay his hands on. He ...
A women is in court for shoplifting a tin of peaches
The Judge says, you are a persistent offender, I've decided I'm going to make an example of you, I'm going to open a tin of peaches and for every peach I count, you will get a month in jail.
He counts 7 peaches, sentences her to 7 months inside and asks for her to be taken down.
I had five tins of Alphabet soup for dinner last night.
This morning, I had a massive vowel movement.
A British man visits a small American family farm... [Long]
And he's impressed at just how much food the farmer is able to grow on his small plot. "This is most impressive!" he says. "It seems like more than one family could eat, old boy! How do you deal with the excess?"
The farmer, a man of few words, replies: "We eat what we can, and what we can't,...