At the ceramic tile factory they have employee parties where they make the tiles stand on edge. Instead of commending the skill involved they make fun of eachother.
It is an erect tile diss function.
My ceramics teacher came into class so drunk he fell into the kiln.
He got fired.
I am addicted to smashing up ceramic bathrooms.
I have a wreck tile dysfunction.
What does a pile of ceramic make when it falls?
A tile wave.
What do you call it when the inventor of the ceramic knee replacement gets a metal knee replacement?
A frog goes into a bank
He hops up on the desk of the loan officer. ''Hi,'' he croaks.''What's your name?'
The loan officer says, ''My name is John Paddywack. May I help you?''
''Yeah,'' says the frog. ''I'd like to borrow some money.''
The loan officer finds this a little odd, but gets out a form....
Did you hear about the magical gorilla taking ceramics class at Hogwarts?
It's a Hairy Potter.
It's white, it's ceramic, and it taps on your door.
Let that sink in.
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My first OC joke. (Long)
A man walks into an antique shop. He approaches the female cashier and asks, “Is this your store?”
She nods her head, “My parents owned it for a few decades, I had since inherited it.”
The man then asks her, “Would you like to see a magic trick?”
The woman, barley amused, dec...
I made a ceramic sculpture of Mohammed Ali but it exploded in the kiln.
It was gaseous clay
What did Clint Eastwood say before firing up the ceramic bowl he made in pottery class?
Go ahead, bake my clay.
*walks away slowly*
I recently called an old Engineering buddy of mine...
I recently called an old Engineering buddy of mine and asked what he was working on these days. He replied that he was working on "Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminium and steel under a constrained environment." I was impressed until, upon further inquiry, I learned that he was washin...
A frog goes Into a bank
A frog walks into a bank, and approaches the teller. He sees the tellers name tag read Patricia Black and says
"I'd like to take out a loan, Mrs. Black"
"Certainly," says the teller, "how much would that be for?"
"One million dollars." replies the frog. "Don't worry, it's ok, I...
A frog goes to get a bank loan.
He hops up on the desk of Patricia Whack, one of the bank employees, and says, “I want to borrow $500,000.”
Patricia says, “Well that’s a lot!”
Frog says, “It’s okay, my dad’s Mick Jagger.”
“That’s nice,” Patricia answers, “but if you want to borrow that much, the bank needs som...
A frog walks into a bank.
The frog hops up on the counter of the nearest available teller and says "I want a loan."
Confused, the teller asks for the frog's name.
"My name is Kermit Jagger, son of Rolling Stone's legend Mick Jagger, and I want a loan" he says. "And what is **YOUR** name?"
"My name is Pat...
What is an engineer's first job out of highschool?
Aquathermic treatment of ceramics aluminum and steel in a controlled environment.
Or to put it in lamer's terms: washing dishes while his boss is watching.
Kermit the frog walks into a bank to request a loan.
Kermit the frog walks into a bank to request a loan. He meets the loan officer whose name is Mr. Paddywack. Paddywack says what can I do for you Kermit? Kermit says I'd like to get a loan for $20,000. Well that's a lot of money Kermit. What kind of collateral do you have asks Paddywack. ...
A frog walks into a bank to get a loan...
He goes up to the lady behind the counter, and noticing her name tag, the frog says, "Hi, Mrs. Whack. I'd like to take out a loan."
She says "Well I don't know. We don't normally give out loans to frogs."
The frog says "Well, I want a loan."
She says "alright, well what's yo...
Muhammad Ali walks into a bar
So Muhammad Ali walks into a bar and orders a drink.
He gives the bartender ceramic money.
The Bartender says "I can't accept this your Cash Is Clay"
A dog walks into a bank and asks for a loan...
The teller says "What collateral are you offering?"
The dog leans across the the counter, looks at his name tag and says "Here's the thing Mr. Wakk, can I call you Patrick? I'm actually Keith Richard's son. So you know I'm good for it."
The teller says "I'm sorry Mr. Dog we're still go...