A man walks into a bar he has never been to and notices a mason jar filled with 20$ bills.
He asks the bartender what the jar is for. The bartender replies saying “This is a challenge we have. You put a 20$ bill in the jar and we give you a bottle of tequila. You must drink the entire bottle, then go outside and pull a tooth from the dog hooked to the fence. Once you do that you must go u...
A man walks into a bar and sees a mason jar full of money on the counter
*"You sure get a lot of tips"* he says. "That's not a tip jar" says the bartender "you see, we like to play a little game here. You put five bucks into the jar, you get three tasks, and if you complete them, the entire jar is yours. Wanna play? *"Sure, why not?"* "Alright, here we go....
Why didn't the mason jar need a paternity test?
Because the resemblance was uncanny.
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The doctor's jar
There was an old man who was worried something was wrong with his penis. He decided to go to the doctor to get a diagnosis.
After some x-rays and checkups, the doctor got results.
"Looks like you have a testicle infection. I need further data, so I need you to masturbate into this jar ...