Brother Mark arrives at the monastery where he intends to devote his life to servitude to the Lord.
When he arrives, he discovers that the other brothers are creating new books by copying from previous copies.
So he asks Brother John, 'Do you ever proofread these copies against the original? How do you know that someone isn’t copying a mistake?
Brother John ponders this and decides, ...
A young man intends to marry the love of his life.
His father explains the three rings.
The first ring is the engagement ring. It tells her of your undying love.
The second ring is the wedding ring. It signifies your intent to stay with this woman for the rest of your lives.
Then comes the suffering.
Three inmates at the insane asylum gather around the lunch table to plot how they can break out and regain their freedom.
Rudy, the longest standing resident explains they should all meet along the Southern wall at precisely midnight, whereupon he will use his recently illegally acquired hospital issue flashlight to vault them over the wall. Then it’s a short walk across the border into Mexico.
Upon hearing the ...
My visit to the pet store
A man walks into a pet store and asks to buy a canary. The owner replies, "I'm fresh out, but I do have a parakeet." The customer insists on a canary, until the shop owner informs him that a parakeet can be made to sound like a canary if one files the beak just so. "But be careful not to file too mu...
A burglar breaks into a house...
A burglar breaks into a house that is completely dark. He turns on his flashlight and proceeds to the family room where he intends to start bagging small items and work his way up to the big items.
While he is beginning to collect valuables, he hears a voice.
"Jesus is watching." ...