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Intentional Jokes

Did you hear about the guy with a foot fetish who would intentionally lose?

He loved the smell of da feet!
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What is the difference between intentionally and by mistake?

The presence of a witness.
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Why was the serial killer intentionally bad at bowling?

He preferred to gut her.
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Police: Sir, did you or did you not just intentionally make that woman fall down?

Man: Yes, I was trying to prove a point.

Police: what point?

Man: I don't need to leave the country to trip abroad.
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Have you ever noticed that American and Canadian coins look basically the same? Is that intentional?

Or is it just a coin-cidence?
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Why does a chicken coupe have two doors?

If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!





The spelling was intentional don't @me
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Analysis of the tanks is as follows:

American tanks are more effective, however can be spotted easily due to the usage of Fortunate Son whenever a hatch opens.

However, Russian tanks are silent. This is not intentional, as they ran out of fuel.

French tanks have a speed faster in reverse than in forwards.

Similarly...
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What does the cake say at the government printing office retirement party?

This cake intentionally left blank
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An old Chinese story

A village was terrorized by a demon. The demon attacked people, ate their livestock, trampled their fields, screamed when they tried to sleep, blew out their lights, pinched their babies, threw their dinners on the floor, broke bowls, intentionally sang off key, and was a real nuisance. The villager...
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A dad joke is never said by accident

It's always pun-intentional
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