Did you hear about the guy with a foot fetish who would intentionally lose?

He loved the smell of da feet!

Analysis of the tanks is as follows:

American tanks are more effective, however can be spotted easily due to the usage of Fortunate Son whenever a hatch opens.

However, Russian tanks are silent. This is not intentional, as they ran out of fuel.

French tanks have a speed faster in reverse than in forwards.

Similarly...

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Fucking Annoying

I’m not sure if this belongs here but here goes:

II was having dinner with my wife the other day and she intentionally kept doing things to annoy me while at the dinner table. I mumbled “so fucking annoying” under my breath. She said “excuse me?” To which I replied “I’m fucking annoying, you...

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What do you call someone who's intentionally trying to get the virus

A sick fuck!

Why does a chicken coupe have two doors?

If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!





The spelling was intentional don't @me

Police: Sir, did you or did you not just intentionally make that woman fall down?

Man: Yes, I was trying to prove a point.

Police: what point?

Man: I don't need to leave the country to trip abroad.

What is the difference between intentionally and by mistake?

The presence of a witness.

My masochist friend always gets himself intentionally arrested for minor crimes.

So that he could get off with a slap on the wrist.

Why was the serial killer intentionally bad at bowling?

He preferred to gut her.

A recent archeological dig has uncovered a set of 2300 year old Roman gold rings, with a small golden figure of a Tick attatched to it, missing all its legs...

Archeologists originally believed it to be simple wear and tear, until it was discovered there were no signs of soldering on the bodies of the golden ticks, indicating they were intentionally made legless. A professor on the scene theorized that these rings were a gesture of romantic interest or a p...

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My sister is becoming a real jerk

With everything that's been happening in society, my sister Sharon has become a real jerk. The other day she intentionally sneezed on some produce at the grocery store. And just yesterday she called the police on a black guy who was minding his own business. I asked my mom, "why is Sharon being s...

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