Specify Jokes

To let everyone know it has real pockets.

I recommended a thin client architecture.

The US firm fills the order with packaging marked "MEDIUM."

Wasted on the night before, the two arrive at the university well after the exam ended. They went straight to the professor, saying that they couldn't take the test because one of the car's tires had gone flat. Surprisingly, the professor allows them and promptly tells them to come back tomorrow.... read more

But they should specify that it’s non-microwaveable.

James Bond walks into a bar.

Michael J. Fox is the bartender.

James Bond says "I'll have a martini."

He does not need to specify.

comes across a field where she is to specify her job details.

Occupation: Contractor

Details: demolition of temporary erections

In the car dealership, the salesperson asked what kind of car he wanted. The snail didn't specify any colors, brand, or design because all he wanted was a very fast car. However, the snail did have one odd request. The snail wanted a giant letter "S" painted on each side of the car. When the salespe... read more

still sounds like a terrible insult despite clearly specifying which kind of hoe is meant.

He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself.
However, the gates are closed and Forrest approaches the Gatekeeper.
St. Peter says, "Well, Forrest, it's certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, and we've been ad... read more