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What does D.N.A. stand for?

National Dyslexic Association

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What does the H in America stand for?

Healthcare

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What does the O in Reddit stand for

Original Content

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What does the F in Ethiopia stand for?

Food

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What does the J in Donald J Trump stand for?

Genius

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Every time when I ask someone what does LGBT stand for,

I never get a straight answer.

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What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

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What does NATO stand for?

No Action, Talk Only

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What does the “r” in r/jokes stand for?

Recycled.

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What does SWAT stand for…

… in Texas?

Stand, Wait, Act Tough

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What does the L in Samuel L Jackson stand for?

Motherfucker

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What does the letter “p” in Facebook stand for?

Privacy!

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What does NASCAR stand for?

Non athletic sport created around rednecks

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What does FDR stand for?

Nothing anymore.

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“LOL stands for laugh out loud and BRB stands for be right back but what does IDK stand for?”

“I don’t know”

“Alright fine I’ll ask somebody else.”

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What does the “B” in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benoit B. Mandelbrot.

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I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom...

...until they are flashing behind you.

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What does SAT stand for

Stupid american test

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I won't stand for people with less than 10 digits on their feet.

I'm lack toes intolerant.

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What does LGBTQ stand for in 2020

Lets get back to quarantine, obviously




Stay safe everyone

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What does ADHD stand for?

Attention Deficit HEY DOUGHNUTS!!!

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What does SSRI stand for?

Somewhat Stable Regrettably Impotent

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Almost no one knows what the initials T and S stand for in T.S. Eliot’s name.

It’s Top Secret.

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What does Ford stand for?

Found On Road Dead

My step dad is a super Chevy guy and told me this when I was young, drop your best Chevy/Ford jokes

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I finally figured what those Zs on the Russian tanks stand for.

It means "Zelensky's"

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My son asked me, "Dad, what does the Z stand for on Russian tanks?"

"Well son", I said, "You've heard of Plan A and when that fails, you go to a Plan B?"

"They're on Plan Z already."

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What does PhD stand for?

Fancy Degree.

It's so fancy it's spelled with a Ph.

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What does the "B" in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for?

It stands for "Benoit B. Mandelbrot"

It looks like almost a year since this one was posted so seemed okay for a repost.

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What does ASS stand for

American School System

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What does FOMO stand for?

All my friends already know

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What does MARTYR stand for?

Well he isn’t standing for anyone anymore.

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What does ET stand for?

The alien national anthem

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What does patriots stand for

Pay
All
The
Refs
In
Order
To
Succeed

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What does CPA stand for?

Couldn’t pass actuary

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What does BMW stand for?

Break my wallet

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What does Cholo stand for?

Chou Only Live Once.

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