What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for?

Family.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom.

Until they are flashing behind you.

What does the “B” in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benoit B. Mandelbrot.

A man is up in court on a tricky litigation case, and his lawyer has warned him that the judge is very strict and correct. “He won’t stand for any nonsense and he knows all the tricks!”

“Well, would it help if I sent him a brace of grouse and a bottle of whisky?”

“Absolutely not!” says the lawyer. “He’s as straight as a die and completely in-corruptable!”

Come the day of the trial, the man wins his case easily, and afterwards says to his lawyer, “I knew that whisky an...

What does DNA stand for?

National Dyslexics Association

What does SSRI stand for?

Somewhat Stable Regrettably Impotent

What does the "B" in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for?

It stands for "Benoit B. Mandelbrot"

It looks like almost a year since this one was posted so seemed okay for a repost.

Almost no one knows what the initials T and S stand for in T.S. Eliot’s name.

It’s Top Secret.

What does the J in Donald J Trump stand for?

Genius

What does the O in Reddit stand for

Original Content

My wife just text me: “What does IDK stand for?”. “I Don’t Know.” I replied

A short time later she replied: “OMG! Nobody does!”

What does ADHD stand for?

Attention Deficit HEY DOUGHNUTS!!!

What does LGBTQ stand for in 2020

Lets get back to quarantine, obviously




Stay safe everyone

In honor of the father of fractals’ 96th birthday: What does the B in Benoit B. Mandelbrot’s name stand for?

It stands for Benoit B. Mandelbrot

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My son was watching TV when he asked me "Dad what does FO stand for"

I told him "Fuck off"

He got really mad at me and left for some reason...

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What does ASS stand for

American School System

What do the initials D.S.A.U stand for ?

United States Dyslexic Association

What does FOMO stand for?

All my friends already know

What does PhD stand for?

Fancy Degree.

It's so fancy it's spelled with a Ph.

What does the "F" in Hong Kong stand for ?

Freedom

What does the “r” in r/jokes stand for?

Recycled.

What does MARTYR stand for?

Well he isn’t standing for anyone anymore.

What does ET stand for?

The alien national anthem

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What does the L stand for in Samuel L. Jackson?

Lmotherfucker. The L is silent

What does the P in Soviet Union stand for?

Private property

What does Ford stand for?

Found On Road Dead

My step dad is a super Chevy guy and told me this when I was young, drop your best Chevy/Ford jokes

Please stand for the telling of the official St Patrick’s Day joke....

What’s Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O’Furniture

That concludes the telling of the official St Patrick’s Day joke.
Thank you citizens you may continue with your lives...

What does NASCAR stand for?

Non Athletic Sports Centered Around Rednecks

What does CPA stand for?

Couldn’t pass actuary

What does patriots stand for

Pay
All
The
Refs
In
Order
To
Succeed

My dad told me he wouldn’t stand for my violent behaviour anymore

I thought that’s pretty fair as I broke both of his legs yesterday

What does the "M." in M. Night Shyamalan stand for?

Thomas.

What does the W in Flint, Michigan stand for?

Water

What do paraplegic people stand for?

Nothing. They can't use their legs.

What does the E in Logan Paul stand for?

Empathy

TIL: The "C" in China stand for [censored].

Ha ha

What does s.n.i.t.c.h. stand for

Six
Nine
In
The
Court
House

PS: recycled

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