Stand For Jokes - 36 Hilarious Stand For Jokes

What does D.N.A. stand for?

National Dyslexic Association

What does the H in America stand for?

Healthcare

What does the O in Reddit stand for

Original Content

What does the F in Ethiopia stand for?

Food

What does the J in Donald J Trump stand for?

Genius

Every time when I ask someone what does LGBT stand for,

I never get a straight answer.

What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

What does NATO stand for?

No Action, Talk Only

What does the “r” in r/jokes stand for?

Recycled.

What does SWAT stand for…

… in Texas?

Stand, Wait, Act Tough

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What does the L in Samuel L Jackson stand for?

Motherfucker

What does the letter “p” in Facebook stand for?

Privacy!

What does NASCAR stand for?

Non athletic sport created around rednecks

What does FDR stand for?

Nothing anymore.

“LOL stands for laugh out loud and BRB stands for be right back but what does IDK stand for?”

“I don’t know”

“Alright fine I’ll ask somebody else.”

What does the “B” in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benoit B. Mandelbrot.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom...

...until they are flashing behind you.

What does SAT stand for

Stupid american test

I won't stand for people with less than 10 digits on their feet.

I'm lack toes intolerant.

What does LGBTQ stand for in 2020

Lets get back to quarantine, obviously

Stay safe everyone

What does ADHD stand for?

Attention Deficit HEY DOUGHNUTS!!!

What does SSRI stand for?

Somewhat Stable Regrettably Impotent

Almost no one knows what the initials T and S stand for in T.S. Eliot’s name.

It’s Top Secret.

What does Ford stand for?

Found On Road Dead

My step dad is a super Chevy guy and told me this when I was young, drop your best Chevy/Ford jokes

I finally figured what those Zs on the Russian tanks stand for.

It means "Zelensky's"

My son asked me, "Dad, what does the Z stand for on Russian tanks?"

"Well son", I said, "You've heard of Plan A and when that fails, you go to a Plan B?"

"They're on Plan Z already."

What does PhD stand for?

Fancy Degree.

It's so fancy it's spelled with a Ph.

What does the "B" in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for?

It stands for "Benoit B. Mandelbrot"

It looks like almost a year since this one was posted so seemed okay for a repost.

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What does ASS stand for

American School System

What does FOMO stand for?

All my friends already know

What does MARTYR stand for?

Well he isn’t standing for anyone anymore.

What does ET stand for?

The alien national anthem

What does patriots stand for

Pay
All
The
Refs
In
Order
To
Succeed

What does CPA stand for?

Couldn’t pass actuary

What does BMW stand for?

Break my wallet

What does Cholo stand for?

Chou Only Live Once.

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