Almost no one knows what the initials T and S stand for in T.S. Eliot’s name.

It’s Top Secret.

What does DNA stand for?

National Dyslexia Association

I find it ironic that the colors red, white and blue stand for freedom.....

Until they are flashing behind you!

What does the J in Donald J Trump stand for?

Genius

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What does the 'L' in Samuel L. Jackson stand for?

Motherfucker.

[alternatively Le Motherfucker]

What does the “B” in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benoit B. Mandelbrot

What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask does not know.

What does ADHD stand for?

Attention Deficit HEY DOUGHNUTS!!!

In honor of the father of fractals’ 96th birthday: What does the B in Benoit B. Mandelbrot’s name stand for?

It stands for Benoit B. Mandelbrot

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My son was watching TV when he asked me "Dad what does FO stand for"

I told him "Fuck off"

He got really mad at me and left for some reason...

What does the O in Reddit stand for

Original Content

What does LGBTQ stand for in 2020

Lets get back to quarantine, obviously




Stay safe everyone

What does the F in Ethiopia stand for?

Food

What does FOMO stand for?

All my friends already know

What do the initials D.S.A.U stand for ?

United States Dyslexic Association

What does PhD stand for?

Fancy Degree.

It's so fancy it's spelled with a Ph.

What does ET stand for?

The alien national anthem

What does the "F" in Hong Kong stand for ?

Freedom

What does the P in Soviet Union stand for?

Private property

What does the “r” in r/jokes stand for?

Recycled.

What does FDR stand for?

Nothing anymore.

What does the 'r' stand for in r/Jokes?

Answers:

1)Retired:Because my grandparents first told me these jokes

2)Recycled - see 1)

3)Recursive - see 3)

What does Ford stand for?

Found On Road Dead

My step dad is a super Chevy guy and told me this when I was young, drop your best Chevy/Ford jokes

Please stand for the telling of the official St Patrick’s Day joke....

What’s Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O’Furniture

That concludes the telling of the official St Patrick’s Day joke.
Thank you citizens you may continue with your lives...

What does CPA stand for?

Couldn’t pass actuary

What does NASCAR stand for?

Non Athletic Sports Centered Around Rednecks

What does patriots stand for

Pay
All
The
Refs
In
Order
To
Succeed

What do paraplegic people stand for?

Nothing. They can't use their legs.

My dad told me he wouldn’t stand for my violent behaviour anymore

I thought that’s pretty fair as I broke both of his legs yesterday

What does s.n.i.t.c.h. stand for

Six
Nine
In
The
Court
House

PS: recycled

What does the W in Flint, Michigan stand for?

Water

What does the "M." in M. Night Shyamalan stand for?

Thomas.

My friend asked me, “Hey, what does the ‘r’ in r/jokes stand for?”

I said, “Reposted.”

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My mother came up to me and said, "Son, what does MILF stand for?"

I said, "Mum I'd Like to Fuck"

She said, "Ok, let me bath first."

What does the E in Logan Paul stand for?

Empathy

What does MARTYR stand for?

Well he isn’t standing for anyone anymore.

What does Cholo stand for?

Chou Only Live Once.

What does BMW stand for?

Break my wallet

What does the H stand for in Jesus H. Christ?

Haploid

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