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High Roller Jokes

What do you call a paraplegic who self medicates with drugs and gambling?

A High Roller

I took the day off work and decided to go out golfing.

I was on the second hole when I noticed a frog sitting next to the green. I didn't think anything of it and was about to shoot when the frog says "Ribbit. 9- Iron".

I looked around and didn't see anyone.

"Ribbit. 9-Iron."

I looked at the frog and it just stared back at me. So...

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What do you call a wheelchair-bound nun who lives high up on a mountain?

A) High roller
B) Virgin mobile
C) Nun of the above

What do you call a disabled man when he’s smoking pot at a casino?

A high roller.

A local casino is offering marijuana infused beef to their best bettors.

That’s really high steaks for their high rollers.

Why do stoners spend so much money?

because they’re high rollers

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Bill, a small business owner is at work one day and hears God speak to him.

"Bill, this is God," says a booming voice, "You need to sell your business and go to Las Vegas with all of your proceeds."

Bill is understandably shocked and when he asks God why he should do that, the instructions are repeated, only louder. So Bill, having been raised a God- fearing person, ...

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