Mafia informants are like good eggs.

They sink right to the bottom.

Santa gives humpty presents

Why did santa gave humpty a present

Cause he is a good egg

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[Long] World's Greatest Peaches!

John was driving across country and see a sign that reads, "World's Greatest Peaches! 100 miles." As John continues to drive he sees another sign that reads, "World's Greatest Peaches! 50 miles." As he keeps driving his stomach growls and he sees another sign, "World's Greatest Peaches! 10 miles." S...

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