Slang Jokes - 25 Hilarious Slang Jokes

Youth Slang

Kids are always coming up with the strangest slang. Remember "on fleek" or when "dank" stopped meaning dingy?

I was working as a counselor at a summer camp one year. The kids came up with a new one and proceeded to absolutely run it into the ground. One day in the cafeteria, one of the ner...

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A man goes to a kebab street food restaurant

“One classic portion with extra sauce please.”

The man in the window writes down the order and yells to the back:

“One Oh with a guitar”

“What?! That’s not what I ordered!”, replies the confused customer.

“Oh don’t worry. It’s just our slang for your order sir.”
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I’m glad # is not called pound anymore.

Otherwise, the #metoo movement would be sending the wrong message.

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It just struck me that in British slang the US President's surname means "Fart" and in US slang the British prime minister's surname means ""

I can't wait to tell the wife. She'll laugh her Merkel off.

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In Shakesperean language, 'wit' was slang for a man's

It takes a new meaning to the motto of Ravenclaw house: "Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure"

What do the French use as slang for marijuana?

“Oui-d”

This r/jokes sub uses a lot of military slang ...

every repost is like ... copy that.

Americans have some weird slang...

Like calling shooting ranges high schools

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Understanding modern British slang

Is a right Peng in the .

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I don't think I'll ever understand college kids and their "Netflix and chill" slang...

...when are they gonna realize they can each other without paying $10 a month?

What do you call the slang of Fairy World?

Jorgen

What's the slang term for a harpsichord?

A baroque man's piano.

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A man was pressured by his parents to attend a formal gathering...

Everything was going fairly well. He was largely being ignored, which was for the best so he avoided saying anything to embarrass himself.
Unfortunately, he had been holding in a nearly full bladder full a while and it could not wait until the end of the party. he had no choice but to walk up to ...

Inventing new slang words can be easy.

Let me go take a quick Trump and I'll show you when I get back.

What do you call a website full of common Indian phrases and slang?

Turban Dictionary

making holy water is easy....

you boil the hell out of it but how to you turn that holy water back into regular tap water?

You cook the bejesus out of it.

*bejesus may be a local slang but i hope not.

Top Ten Signs Your Amish Teen Is In Trouble

Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am.

In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.

Shows up at barn raisings in full "Kiss" makeup.

When you criticize him, he yells, "Thou !"

His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy."

Defiantly s...

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An Irishman stops at an airport in England...

An Irishman stops at an airport in England. While he's waiting for his flight to arrive, he decides to make a quick stop at the airport bar.

As it's late at night, there's only the bartender and two other people there. Always willing to make a new friend, he sits down with the two and starts ...

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Four women were chatting in the locker room ()

When one of them mentioned the fact that while there were numerous terms for male : jerking off, wanking, spanking the monkey, and so on... there weren't any common terms for female .

"I've always called it 'jilling off'," said one of the women.

"But that's just...

[Request] redneck jokes

My sis is in jail and really wants funny slang terms used by rednecks. I have looked online and there are a couple of short list and some books for sale. I don't mind mailing her a book but I thought this might be a better resource to try first
Thank you all in advance.

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I'll never forget giving Noel Gallagher his first guitar. He said to me, "What's that knob at the front for?"

I said, "It's Liam, he's the lead singer."

(and because I know I'll have too, UK slang has knob as another word for )

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A kid'a parents didn't want him to learn bad words...

*English isn't my first language so tell me if there are any mistakes*

So one day the father was taking the kid to the mall for a haircut, they walk out the door and the father suddenly remembers he forgot his keys.

He forgets him and his SO's idea and says "! I forgot my keys" th...

Simple instructions from an English teacher for a great essay.

1. Don't use no double negatives.
2. Don't abbrev.
3. Personally, in my opinion, a writer or essayist should not make use of too many words or phrases which he does not necessarily need in many cases.
4. About sentence fragments.
5. Dont, use, commas, when they are, unnecessary.
6. Ke...

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The White Knight and the Black Knight.

Note, this story was from Gigi Proietti, an Italian comedian who's from Rome, and I must say it loses a lot without the Roman accent and slang, but I'll try my best :D

The White Knight and the Black Knight.

So once there was this teacher, really passionate about his job, who always wan...

Compilation of short "jokes"

☐ There should be TL;DRs on Terms and Conditions

☐ I never click the top Google result if it's an advert even if it's exactly what I want

☐ The amount of battery left on my phone is proportional to how hard I've been working that day

☐ Smart watches should be able to delete your...

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