Was playing soccer last week and the referee said I could only take the free kick if the ball was stationery.
So I swapped it for a pencil.
A 20 year old man goes to India to visit and old chief
and this chief claims to know everything about anything, so the man goes up to him and says, "Chief, do you know the result between Wigan and Shrewsbury Town in the 1927 FA Cup?" The chief replies, "1-0 to Wigan." Being a Wigan fan himself, the man was amazed at his knowledge and thanked him. 50 yea...