How is your password like an emotional family court judge?
They're both case sensitive.
A husband and a wife go to a family court to get divorced
Judge: You’ve got three children, how do you intend to divide them?
After almost an hour of discussion the couple finally decided and said: we cannot obviously divide three equally amongst the two of us, so we’ll come next year after making another one.
The joke doesn’t end here folks ...
Little Johnny was taken from his parents and they were deemed unfit to raise him.
He went to family court where a judge would decide his fate. Johnny had a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. But johnny...
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Mickey Mouse Gets a Divorce
After spending the day in Family Court, the lawyer says to Mickey: "Okay, let me get this straight, you want to divorce Minnie because you say she's crazy"
To which Mickey replies: "I didn't say she's crazy. I said she's fucking Goofy"
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