Two drums and a symbol fall off of a cliff

Buh dum psh

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Not Sally.

How do you make leaves fall off of trees?

You don’t - they do it autumn-atically

A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff

Baa-dum-ssss

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What's the difference between 100,000 political jokes and a kid falling off a bike.

I still laugh every time I see a kid fall off a bike....
(For real this shit just ain't funny anymore fellas.)

why did the kid fall off the swingset?

because his mother threw a refrigerator at him

If an apple and an emo kid fall off a tree what hits the ground first?

The apple bc the rope caught the emo kid

Book titles and authors: Don’t fall off the cliff

By Ilene Dover

Where do animals go when their tails fall off?

The Retail store

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Me to Doctor: I've hurt my penis in a surfing accident. Doctor: Did you fall off your board?

Me:

No I slammed my laptop shut when the Wife walked in.

Why do divers always fall off the boat backwards?

Because if they fell forwards, they'd still be in the boat.

Bob was riding a bike. Bob fell off the bike. Why did Bob fall off?

Someone threw a washing machine at him

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My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me."

My Mother taught me MEDICINE..."If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way."

My Mother taught me TO THINK AHEAD..."If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job!"

My Mother taught me ESP..."Put your sweater on; don't you think that I kn...

Why did Bono fall off the stage?

He got too close to The Edge.

If you pour salt on a cat's tail, it'll fall off.

If you pour pepper on a cat's tail, it'll fall off, too.

Two cats are sitting on the roof. Which cat will fall off first?

The cat with the smaller [mu](https://www.britannica.com/science/coefficient-of-friction)!

How to fall off stairs

Step- 1

Step- 2

Step- 6

Step- 14

Step- 28

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms.


Knock knock
Whos there?
Not Sally.


What did Sally get for Christmas?
We don't know, she hasn't opened it yet.


What did Sally get for her birthday?
Cancer.

A photographer had his lens fall off his camera

He was fined for indecent exposure.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

\- Because she didn't have arms...


Why couldn't Sally get back up?



\- Because she doesn't have friends...


Knock Knock...


(Who's There),



Not Sally...(She doesn't have arms remember)

Did you know that when leaves fall off of trees in the Autumn, it's because of nostalgia?

They're trying to get back to their roots.

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Why did the ant fall off the toilet?

Because it was pissed off

A pessimist and and an optimist fall off the top of a 100 story building......

The pessimist was heard screaming and cursing as he past the 20th floor. As the optimist fell past he quietly whispered "so far, so good"!

Why did the blind man fall off the Space Needle?

Because he couldn’t Seattle.

I purchased a bottle of whiskey and then got worried that should I fall off my bicycle, the bottle would break.

Instead, I decided to drink it now. Definitely a good decision, I fell off seventeen times on my way back home.

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