Two drums and a cymbal fall off a mountain.

Ba dum tsss

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

\- Because she didn't have arms...


Why couldn't Sally get back up?

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\- Because she doesn't have friends...


Knock Knock...


(Who's There),

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Not Sally...(She doesn't have arms remember)

Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

She didn't have any arms.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Not Sarah.

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms, no legs and someone threw a fridge at her.

Where do animals go when their tails fall off?

The retail store.

A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff.

Baa dum hiss

Why did the tire fall off?

It was wheely bad

Why did the blind man fall off the Space Needle?

Because he couldn’t Seattle.

Donald trump and Kim Jong-Un have a race to see who can fall off a bridge the quickest. Who wins?

Society

A photographer had his lens fall off his camera

He was fined for indecent exposure.

I purchased a bottle of whiskey and then got worried that should I fall off my bicycle, the bottle would break.

Instead, I decided to drink it now. Definitely a good decision, I fell off seventeen times on my way back home.

Did you know that when leaves fall off of trees in the Autumn, it's because of nostalgia?

They're trying to get back to their roots.

Why did the black boy fall off his bike?

He didn't. He fell off your bike.

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Why did the ant fall off the toilet?

Because it was pissed off

Why didn't the witch fall off her broom?

She wasn't wearing underwear

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Whenever I fondle breasts, they fall off.

It's true, I fell tit with my own hand.

A pessimist and and an optimist fall off the top of a 100 story building......

The pessimist was heard screaming and cursing as he past the 20th floor. As the optimist fell past he quietly whispered "so far, so good"!

Why do scuba divers fall off the boat backwards?

Because is they fell forward they'd land in the boat.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

She didn't have any arms.

Bonus: Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not the little girl...

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she didn't have any arms.

Knock Knock. Who's there?
Definitely not Sally.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
He was hit by a truck

Why didn't the truck turn out of the way?
Sally Was driving

If the beavers are rowing their canoe down main st and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes will it take to shingle a dog house?

Seven because ice cream has no bones

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.