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Fall Off Jokes

A lamb, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff.

*baa-dum-tssssssssss*

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

Ba dum tiss....

Where do animals go when their tails fall off?

Retail store. I know I'm lame.

Why did the fly fall off the wall?

Because someone tied a piano to its leg.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

She had no arms.

How do you make leaves fall off of trees?

You don’t - they do it autumn-atically

Why do scuba divers fall off the boat backwards?

Because is they fell forward they'd land in the boat.

Why did the kid fall off his bicycle?

Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What's the difference between 100,000 political jokes and a kid falling off a bike.

I still laugh every time I see a kid fall off a bike....
(For real this shit just ain't funny anymore fellas.)

Book titles and authors: Don’t fall off the cliff

By Ilene Dover

the stranded woman and the kind indian

A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town.

She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes...

A photographer had his lens fall off his camera

He was fined for indecent exposure.

Why did Bono fall off the stage?

He got too close to The Edge.

How to fall off stairs

Step- 1

Step- 2

Step- 6

Step- 14

Step- 28

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While in China, an American man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom the entire time he is there.

A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.

Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days ...

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms.


Knock knock
Whos there?
Not Sally.


What did Sally get for Christmas?
We don't know, she hasn't opened it yet.


What did Sally get for her birthday?
Cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

@&#<#&*@>×>!!*

Two Antennae met on a roof, fell in love, and got married.

The ceremony wasn't that good, but the *reception* was incredible!

^@<#@*@:×>×&@!*!>@

A pastor was filling out paperwork at his desk, wh...

Bob was riding a bike. Bob fell off the bike. Why did Bob fall off?

Someone threw a washing machine at him

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Me to Doctor: I've hurt my penis in a surfing accident. Doctor: Did you fall off your board?

Me:

No I slammed my laptop shut when the Wife walked in.

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Why did the ant fall off the toilet?

Because it was pissed off

In honor of my Cake Day, I offer a joke I heard from an 8 year old. Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn’t have any hands.





Knock Knock

— Who’s there?

Not Sally

If an apple and an emo kid fall off a tree what hits the ground first?

The apple bc the rope caught the emo kid

If you pour salt on a cat's tail, it'll fall off.

If you pour pepper on a cat's tail, it'll fall off, too.

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Whenever I fondle breasts, they fall off.

It's true, I fell tit with my own hand.

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