A man goes out of town on business, and asks his good friend if he can house sit for him whiles he's gone. The friend agrees, and a week later, the man shows back up at his home.
"Hey bro!" the man says as he opens his front door. "How did it go while I was gone? Everything go ok?"
"Yo...
One my grandmother told me . . .
Little Susie's mother was sending her to the corner grocery store. "Ask for a pound of dried peas," she said. "And don't forget to ask Mr. Jones how his wife is feeling. She had a bad fall last week." So Little Susie walks to the grocery repeating to herself, "A pound of dried peas, and how is...
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