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Fallout Jokes

Fallout 3: "Where's my father?" Fallout 4: "Where's my son?"

Fallout 76: "Where's my refund?"

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Cockroaches can survive a nuclear fallout but dies when you swat them with a newspaper...

Shows how toxic our media is...

In fallout, why are caps used as currency?

Because america is a CAPitalist country.

Brexit fallout: my French Toast has just surrendered to my English Muffins. Germany is sending in the Luftwaffle... these events could engulf the entire continental breakfast.

and my Irish coffee is drunk. Again.

(fallout joke) Why do synths fart so fast?

-they were made by the insta-toot! (institute)

(i made my GF laugh she just started playing it)

If i had a penny for every time a Ukrainian man saved the world from eventual nuclear fallout

If i had a penny for every time a Ukrainian man saved the world from eventual nuclear fallout due to Russian stupidity, I'd have 2 pennies; it's not a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

I had a good Fallout 4 pun in mind...

but I forgot it Radaway...

My girlfriend broke up with me because she said I referenced video games too much.

That's such a ridiculous reason to Fallout 4.

My Friend and I were exploring the Appalachia on Fallout 76

Well, that was until I shot him in the head with my pistol.

Now, to be fair, I did have an airtight alibi for this.

I Didn't Know the Gun Was Loaded.

What does Fallout 76 and gold plated velcro have in common?

They’re both $70 rip off’s

Predictions of the relationship fallout of quarantine:

In one month divorce rates will spike.
In 9 months birth rates will spike.
In 13 years and nine months we will have quaranteens.

I think Fallout was ahead of its time

The Resource Wars started in 2003 and the New Plague started in 2019

What do you do in case of fallout?

Put it back and take shorter strokes

So I was playing one of the old fallout games

I think it's rad

What do you call the fallout from an Israeli nuke?

Zionizing radiation.

The Fallout games are the most unrealistic games I've ever played.

I mean, how is there no Skyrim remastered for the Pip-Boy?

5/7 unplayable.

Fallout 76

... why did you clicked the title? That was the joke...

It's good that Fallout 76 is introducing more and more things to get less players.

Fallout is meant to have a post-apocalyptic setting so having less people around makes you feel like you're playing it for real.

One of my favorites from Fallout 3:

I once visited a crematorium that gave discounts to burn victims.

Be careful if you use the Bethesda duffel bag.

Your stuff might fallout.

I saw Mission Impossible: Fallout yesterday.

It's probably the longest iPhone commercial I'll ever watch.

FALLOUT 5 RELEASED TODAY

No need for the VR, updates will come these next weeks provided by trump

Did you hear about Fallout Boy's newest headwear?

Yeah, now their selling Uma Turbans

Don’t buy Ukrainian boxer shorts...

...Chernobyl fallout.





(*has to be read in a British accent*)

Speaking from experience, don’t argue with close friends about Bethesda Games.

It’s a terrible reason to fallout for.

Don't buy Ukrainian underpants

Chernobyl fallout

Did you hear about the two atomic bombs that got into an argument?

They had a fallout.

What's the difference between Russia and Bethseda

Russia's fallout disaster is forgivable.

My worst joke ever told

What do you call the fallout of a cheese nuke? Debrie.

Girlfriend: "We're breaking up."

Boyfriend: "Why?"

Girlfriend: "You're always playing video games."

Boyfriend: "This is a stupid thing to *Fallout 4*."


All Credit goes to my friend

At first I wanted to break up with my girlfriend because she didn’t like to play video games...

It wasn’t really something to Fallout 4.

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Girl: I am breaking up with u

Me: Wait, why?
Girl: Because all u fucking talk about are video games
Me: Babe Please.
Me: This is such a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
Girl: Bye.

If you are a man, don't visit nuclear disaster zones.

Because chernobyl fallout.

A photon checks into a hotel

The bell hop asks if they have any luggage.

The photon replies "No, I'm travelling light".

- Codsworth (Fallout 4)

I am amazed with Bethesta's new game.

I have never seen anyone Fallout this hard with their audience.

Why do you need to keep your flies zipped up in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

If Kim Jong-Un like nukes so much...

Isn’t he just Fallout Boy?

EA just acquired a new video game license...

Fallout

Why do you always close your zipper when visiting Ukraine?

Cause Chernobyl fallout.

Why should you never wear Ukranian underwear?

Chernobyl Fallout.





An elderly friend told me this joke, just thought I'd traumatise people with it too.

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Greatest Insult To Hicks / West Virginians

You're so imbred your family tree looks like a Ferris Wheel!

Thought about this watching the Fallout 76 trailer, and then realizing that radiation isn't even needed to create mutants there.

Bethesda released a working title of their newest installment in flagship series-

Fallout: Roseanne.

The 5 stages of Election Day

The 5 stages of presidential election ending.
1) Denial(while results are being tallied) - this isn't happening. No this can't be.

2) Anger (after the results are in) - the words described are not repeatable and may not be suitable for young children.

3) Bargaining (a few hours a...

To all the "I'm moving to Canada" people out there, you're being ridiculous.

You won't be far enough to escape the nuclear fallout. Shoot for New Zealand or Australia.

i had to break up with my girlfriends because i was making references to Bethesda games

what a strange thing to fallout for

TIL of an odd political problem in Colorado.

Cattle has long been the number one agricultural product of Colorado, but the recent legalization of marijuana is causing significant and unforeseen problems.

Apparently, cows love marijuana as much as people, and cattle ranches and nearby marijuana farms are on the brink of open warfare. Co...

I think my girlfriend is breaking up with me for playing too much videogames..

She says its "just cause" but either way I think its a pretty silly thing to fallout 4..

Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad?

The meal would fallout of flavor.

Old School Pirate Crime

Captain Normal Beard the up-and-coming pirate captain and his first mate Clumsy Edward were in desperate need of ink in order to make the numerous treasure maps they were sure create during all of their treasure-filled journeys. More than anything they needed red ink for the illustrious X's that wil...

Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

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