Cockroaches can survive a nuclear fallout but dies when you swat them with a newspaper...
Shows how toxic our media is...
Fallout 3: "Where's my father?" Fallout 4: "Where's my son?"
Fallout 76: "Where's my refund?"
What does Fallout 76 and gold plated velcro have in common?
They’re both $70 rip off’s
In fallout, why are caps used as currency?
Because america is a CAPitalist country.
I think Fallout was ahead of its time
The Resource Wars started in 2003 and the New Plague started in 2019
Predictions of the relationship fallout of quarantine:
In one month divorce rates will spike. In 9 months birth rates will spike. In 13 years and nine months we will have quaranteens.
Don’t buy Ukrainian boxer shorts...
(*has to be read in a British accent*)
Why should you always wear a belt in Ukraine?
Because otherwise Chernobyl fallout.
My Friend and I were exploring the Appalachia on Fallout 76
Well, that was until I shot him in the head with my pistol.
Now, to be fair, I did have an airtight alibi for this.
I Didn't Know the Gun Was Loaded.
So I was playing one of the old fallout games
I think it's rad
... why did you clicked the title? That was the joke...
Hey, have you heard of the person who got dumped over playing too much video games?
That's such a trivial thing to Fallout 4.
Brexit fallout: my French Toast has just surrendered to my English Muffins. Germany is sending in the Luftwaffle... these events could engulf the entire continental breakfast.
and my Irish coffee is drunk. Again.
I had a good Fallout 4 pun in mind...
but I forgot it Radaway...
What do you do in case of fallout?
Put it back in and take shorter strokes....
The Fallout games are the most unrealistic games I've ever played.
I mean, how is there no Skyrim remastered for the Pip-Boy?
What do you call the fallout from an Israeli nuke?
What's the difference between Russia and Bethseda
Russia's fallout disaster is forgivable.
Be careful if you use the Bethesda duffel bag.
Your stuff might fallout.
I saw Mission Impossible: Fallout yesterday.
It's probably the longest iPhone commercial I'll ever watch.
My girlfriend wants to break up with me because she says I play video games too much
What a ridiculous reason to Fallout 4
One of my favorites from Fallout 3:
I once visited a crematorium that gave discounts to burn victims.
Did you hear about Fallout Boy's newest headwear?
Yeah, now their selling Uma Turbans
Did you hear about the two atomic bombs that got into an argument?
They had a fallout.
My worst joke ever told
What do you call the fallout of a cheese nuke? Debrie.
Girlfriend: "We're breaking up."
Girlfriend: "You're always playing video games."
Boyfriend: "This is a stupid thing to *Fallout 4*."
All Credit goes to my friend
If you are a man, don't visit nuclear disaster zones.
Because chernobyl fallout.
I am amazed with Bethesta's new game.
I have never seen anyone Fallout this hard with their audience.
Speaking from experience, don’t argue with close friends about Bethesda Games.
It’s a terrible reason to fallout for.
If Kim Jong-Un like nukes so much...
Isn’t he just Fallout Boy?
To all the "I'm moving to Canada" people out there, you're being ridiculous.
You won't be far enough to escape the nuclear fallout. Shoot for New Zealand or Australia.
Why do you need to keep your flies zipped up in the Ukraine?
Because Chernobyl fallout.
The US declares war on Iran (OC)
In the fallout at the termination of the nuclear deal, the US declares war on Iran. There is a specific strategically located base that has stumped the US military leadership. They decide to call up their Israeli allies in Mossad, hoping they had stolen plans for the base.
The Mossad guys tel...
A photon checks into a hotel
The bell hop asks if they have any luggage.
The photon replies "No, I'm travelling light".
- Codsworth (Fallout 4)
Why should you never wear Ukranian underwear?
An elderly friend told me this joke, just thought I'd traumatise people with it too.
EA just acquired a new video game license...
Bethesda released a working title of their newest installment in flagship series-
The 5 stages of Election Day
The 5 stages of presidential election ending. 1) Denial(while results are being tallied) - this isn't happening. No this can't be.
2) Anger (after the results are in) - the words described are not repeatable and may not be suitable for young children.
3) Bargaining (a few hours a...
TIL of an odd political problem in Colorado.
Cattle has long been the number one agricultural product of Colorado, but the recent legalization of marijuana is causing significant and unforeseen problems.
Apparently, cows love marijuana as much as people, and cattle ranches and nearby marijuana farms are on the brink of open warfare. Co...
i had to break up with my girlfriends because i was making references to Bethesda games
what a strange thing to fallout for
I think my girlfriend is breaking up with me for playing too much videogames..
She says its "just cause" but either way I think its a pretty silly thing to fallout 4..
Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?
Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad?
The meal would fallout of flavor.
Old School Pirate Crime
Captain Normal Beard the up-and-coming pirate captain and his first mate Clumsy Edward were in desperate need of ink in order to make the numerous treasure maps they were sure create during all of their treasure-filled journeys. More than anything they needed red ink for the illustrious X's that wil...
What happens to all Vertibird pilots?