Cockroaches can survive a nuclear fallout but dies when you swat them with a newspaper...
Shows how toxic our media is...
Fallout 3: "Where's my father?" Fallout 4: "Where's my son?"
Fallout 76: "Where's my refund?"
Why should you never buy Russian underwear?
Because Chernobyl fallout.
Predictions of the relationship fallout of quarantine:
In one month divorce rates will spike. In 9 months birth rates will spike. In 13 years and nine months we will have quaranteens.
My girlfriend just dumped me for talking too much about video games
What a ridiculous thing to fallout 4
I think Fallout was ahead of its time
The Resource Wars started in 2003 and the New Plague started in 2019
My Friend and I were exploring the Appalachia on Fallout 76
Well, that was until I shot him in the head with my pistol.
Now, to be fair, I did have an airtight alibi for this.
I Didn't Know the Gun Was Loaded.
What does Fallout 76 and gold plated velcro have in common?
They’re both $70 rip off’s
So I was playing one of the old fallout games
I think it's rad
Did you hear about the two atomic bombs that got into an argument?
They had a fallout.
The Fallout games are the most unrealistic games I've ever played.
I mean, how is there no Skyrim remastered for the Pip-Boy?
... why did you clicked the title? That was the joke...
In fallout, why are caps used as currency?
Because america is a CAPitalist country.
What do you call the fallout from an Israeli nuke?
How do robots eat in the Fallout Universe?
Brexit fallout: my French Toast has just surrendered to my English Muffins. Germany is sending in the Luftwaffle... these events could engulf the entire continental breakfast.
and my Irish coffee is drunk. Again.
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I'm breaking up with you
"Because all you ever talk about is fucking video games"
But babe please, this is such a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
I saw Mission Impossible: Fallout yesterday.
It's probably the longest iPhone commercial I'll ever watch.
One of my favorites from Fallout 3:
I once visited a crematorium that gave discounts to burn victims.
FALLOUT 5 RELEASED TODAY
No need for the VR, updates will come these next weeks provided by trump
Did you hear about Fallout Boy's newest headwear?
Yeah, now their selling Uma Turbans
Be careful if you use the Bethesda duffel bag.
Your stuff might fallout.
I had a good Fallout 4 pun in mind...
but I forgot it Radaway...
Girlfriend: "We're breaking up."
Girlfriend: "You're always playing video games."
Boyfriend: "This is a stupid thing to *Fallout 4*."
All Credit goes to my friend
If you are a man, don't visit nuclear disaster zones.
Because chernobyl fallout.
I am amazed with Bethesta's new game.
I have never seen anyone Fallout this hard with their audience.
Speaking from experience, don’t argue with close friends about Bethesda Games.
It’s a terrible reason to fallout for.
If Kim Jong-Un like nukes so much...
Isn’t he just Fallout Boy?
Why do you need to keep your flies zipped up in the Ukraine?
Because Chernobyl fallout.
A photon checks into a hotel
The bell hop asks if they have any luggage.
The photon replies "No, I'm travelling light".
- Codsworth (Fallout 4)
Why do you always close your zipper when visiting Ukraine?
Cause Chernobyl fallout.
Bethesda released a working title of their newest installment in flagship series-
EA just acquired a new video game license...
To all the "I'm moving to Canada" people out there, you're being ridiculous.
You won't be far enough to escape the nuclear fallout. Shoot for New Zealand or Australia.
Why should you never wear Ukranian underwear?
An elderly friend told me this joke, just thought I'd traumatise people with it too.
The 5 stages of Election Day
The 5 stages of presidential election ending. 1) Denial(while results are being tallied) - this isn't happening. No this can't be.
2) Anger (after the results are in) - the words described are not repeatable and may not be suitable for young children.
3) Bargaining (a few hours a...
TIL of an odd political problem in Colorado.
Cattle has long been the number one agricultural product of Colorado, but the recent legalization of marijuana is causing significant and unforeseen problems.
Apparently, cows love marijuana as much as people, and cattle ranches and nearby marijuana farms are on the brink of open warfare. Co...
i had to break up with my girlfriends because i was making references to Bethesda games
what a strange thing to fallout for
Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad?
The meal would fallout of flavor.
A game developer recently released a "rectal prolapse simulator"...
...they called it "Fallout".
I think my girlfriend is breaking up with me for playing too much videogames..
She says its "just cause" but either way I think its a pretty silly thing to fallout 4..
Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?
Old School Pirate Crime
Captain Normal Beard the up-and-coming pirate captain and his first mate Clumsy Edward were in desperate need of ink in order to make the numerous treasure maps they were sure create during all of their treasure-filled journeys. More than anything they needed red ink for the illustrious X's that wil...
What happens to all Vertibird pilots?