Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally.
What did Sally get for Christmas? We don't know, she hasn't opened it yet.
What did Sally get for her birthday? Cancer.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
@&#<#&*@>×>!!*
Two Antennae met on a roof, fell in love, and got married.
The ceremony wasn't that good, but the *reception* was incredible!
^@<#@*@:×>×&@!*!>@
A pastor was filling out paperwork at his desk, wh...
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
\- Because she didn't have arms...
Why couldn't Sally get back up?
\- Because she doesn't have friends...
Knock Knock...
(Who's There),
Not Sally...(She doesn't have arms remember)
In honor of my Cake Day, I offer a joke I heard from an 8 year old. Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she didn’t have any hands.
Knock Knock
— Who’s there?
Not Sally
My 10yr old daughter told me this today
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why wouldnt William Shakespear be a good rapper? Cause he's dead. Knock knock. (Who's there) Not Sally
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