When my girlfriend and I break up and she screws 10 guys, she's an "empowered woman"
But when I do it I'm "gay".
I get that the “#me too” movement is supposed to be empowering...
But they could’ve picked a better slogan than “PoundMeToo”
I heard that quitting smoking is one of the most empowering things you can do in life
I didn't want to miss out, so I took up smoking.
What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?
So this guy finishes reading a self-empowering book..
And then goes to his wife to put the knowledge to the test. so he tells her :"Wife, tomorrow morning i expect breakfast in bed, followed by some good love-making and then a warm bath...and after all this, who do you think also gets to do my hair and dress me ?" the wife looks at him, smiles, and say...
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The Avengers were on a mission to save the Egyptian god of the sun.
Thanos, with the help of the Reality Stone, turned the god into a baby and usurped his powers. As he was about to kill him, in the nick of time, the Avengers showed up.
Diving forward, Captain America managed to snatch away the baby while Thanos was busy with his monologue. Realizing this, T...
How many sheep?
A blonde woman is tired of people assuming she's stupid and dyes her hair red. Feeling empowered, she goes for a car ride down a country road. Soon she sees a farm with hundreds of sheep. She walks up to the owner of the farm and makes this proposal: "These sheep are adorable, if I guess how many th...