I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.

The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing." The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what? "At that point I would h...

BREAKING NEWS: The voting in France to change their flag has ended.

They have decided to drop the red and blue in order to facilitate their long standing policy on war.

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