A family is driving through the prairies their car when they look over and see a chicken in a field running along beside them.
They are stunned, can’t believe this chicken is keeping pace with 50 km/h! So they speed up to 60.
The chicken speeds up and is again keeping pace with their mini van. The kids are amazed and the parents are confused. So they speed up to 80.
Again the chicken keeps up! They are in disb...
A young man named Theseus moves to a lakeside fishing village looking for work
When he arrives, he finds one of the residents, Justin, is interested in going out and seeing the world, and wants to sell his fishing boat to fund that trip. Thinking that it might be a good way to make a living, Theseus buys the boat and spends the next few years learning the trade, establishing a...
A high school English teacher is doing a lesson on how words modify to make new meanings.
The teacher explained: “The word “slap” can be used as an action, a game, and a joke. You see, “slap to the face” is an action, “slap jack” is a card game, and a “knee slapper” is a joke. But as you see, words need adjacent words to take on a new meaning. There is no word that can be an acti...
Ah, Perry the Platypus. Before I begin, I would like to assure you that this joke was absolutely not stolen. And of course by not stolen I mean COMPLETELY STOLEN! *activates trap*
Behold, My voice-changenator! This masterpiece has the power to modify people's voices across the tristate area! Watch as I merely post to my blog, and then any one who reads it is suddenly unable to resist even thinking in a voice other than my own!
So, John received a parrot, as a gift.
Now this parrot was the rudest, noisiest, most foul mouthed parrot you can imagine. Every other word out of this parrot's beak was profanity, and strings of filthy insults - absolutely appalling behaviour!
Well, over the course of the next week, John tried speaking to it softy and calmly, pl...
Story about Kenny Loggins
Was reading this story today about Top Gun, and found another story about Kenny Loggins. Apparently he was part of a recent program to clone musicians and artists, to isolate and modify the genes responsible for creativity. There was a limit of the number of clones that could be created, and at one ...
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Skyrim is a lot like sex
The first time is amazing
The second time is nearly as good
But by the hundredth time you've tried everything and the only way you can have fun anymore is to modify the hell out of it and get really really into roleplaying
Joke on the stackexchange website (You'll only understand it if you have asked queries on the stackexchange sites)
I was trying to boil an egg and noticed some eggs cracking. So I posted the following question in the stackexchange (cooking) website
"how do you boil eggs without cracking them?"
I got the following response comment with 0 answers:
> Mod here. This is a cooking website and ...