Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown.
She then goes for a drive in the country and sees a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.
\- "Hey, shepherd, if I guess how many sheep are here, can I keep one?"
The shepherd is puzzled but agrees. She blurts ou...
Have you heard of Y2K jelly?
It allows you to insert four digits into your date where you could previously only fit two.
The Great Showman
While doing his rounds on a cruise ship out at sea, a porter on a cruise ship comes across a homeless man sleeping in a lifeboat. He wakes the man up and asks him why he's there.
"I'm homeless, obviously, just looking for somewhere to lay my head," the homeless man replies.
"Give me on...
One store now allows its employees to say whatever they want to say to their customers.
It’s called retailiation.
It's tough looking for a rental that allows pets
No one seems to have the right claws in the contract.
A Fellow Jets Fan
A guy walks into a bar with a dachshund under his arm. The dog is wearing a Jets jersey helmet and is holding Jets pom poms. The bartender says, "Hey! No pets allowed in here! You'll have to leave!"
The man begs, "Look I'm desperate. We're both big fans, my TV is broken, and this is the only...
Marriage counselor: Your partner allows you to make independent decisions? Me: *looks at wife*
Me: Yes, of course
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Three Nuns approach their abbess...
The three Nuns tell the abbess that they do not want to be nuns anymore. The abbess is a little disappointed, but allows their decision to go ahead. "Alright," she begins, "If you don't want to be nuns anymore... Go out and commit a crime, come back afterwards, and drink from the holy water. After t...
A Muslim, a Hindu and a lawyer are travelling through the desert…
They’ve tried to make good time in their travels, but find that night will fall before they can make it to the next town. Luckily they find a farm nearby, and they ask the farmer if they can stay for the night. When he agrees, not wanting to impose too much, they set their sleeping rolls in his barn...
- Hello. I want to return the robot vacuum cleaner I bought from you a week ago. The agreement allows it?
\- Yes, just tell me what you didn't like, we will inform the manufacturer.
\- Everything is in order, I just no longer need a vacuum cleaner. After he sucked the cat three times, My cat learned to use a brush, rag, scoop, and report a full bin.
What types of jokes are allows during the quarantine?
There's a new store where I live that only allows Republicans to shop there.
They say the customer is always right