4 million of these people enter our country every year. They are uneducated, unskilled, and contribute nothing. They are a burden to honest, hardworking Americans and our government is doing nothing to stop them, not to mention they're dirty and they smell bad. THEY DON'T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH!!
Man, I hate babies.
What did Canada contribute to the James Webb Space Telescope mission?
All the apologies for all the delays.
a blonde desperately wanted to win the lottery.
So she prayed to God one day and asked him to help her win the lottery.
The next morning the blonde woke up and she didn't win. So she prayed to God again asking to win the lottery. She reasoned that she'll use the money to do a lot of good and cure all diseases in the world.
The next ...
This guy shows up at a farm and says he knows how to make animals speak
The farmer says, "That's ridiculous."
So the guy walks up to the farmer's cow and says "Moo moo moo."
The cow replies in English, "Oh, thank you for asking. He generally treats me very well. He milks me promptly at 5:30am every morning. If I had one suggestion, I wish he'd change the w...
A charity office noticed that their town's most successful lawyer had never given any of his hundreds of thousands of dollars to the charity. One of the charity reps called the lawyer to persuade him to contribute.
"Our research shows that, despite your wealth, you haven't given a cent to charity," said the charity rep. "Wouldn't you like to make at least a small donation?"
"Did you research also tell you that my mother is dying of cancer?" replied the lawyer.
"No," answered the charity rep. <...
Never ask a man his salary, a woman her age...
... or a billionaire what they contribute to society.
An 80 year old man goes in for a physical
And the doctor tells him, "You're in terrific health, you're healthier than most 40 year olds, what do you contribute your exceptional health to?"
And the man replies"Turkey hunting, every morning I walk in the mountains and go turkey hunting."
"Well maybe genetics has something to do ...
A local charity realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer.
The volunteer in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of more than $600,000 you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"
The lawyer thought about it for a minut...
What do landlords contribute to society?
A great source of protein
I can't tell you what the Germans contributed after WW2 but....
*Jerry can*
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