Did you hear the department of transportation is laying off thousands of workers?
They invented a shovel that stands up by itself.
The Kansas Department of Transportation (KDOT) found over 450 dead crows on I-35 this past week, and there was concern that they may have died from the Coronavirus.
A veterinary epidemiologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Coronavirus (COVID-19).
The cause of death was actually from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird'...
Sign of the times
It seems that the Department of Transportation's budget got cut - now all Stop signs will have just 6 sides.
In the year 2010, the Lord came unto Noah and said:
“Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flash before me. Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans."
He gave Noah the blueprints, saying, "You have 6 months to build the Ark before I will start the unending...
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A VDOT worker walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt.
(VDOT is Virginia Department of Transportation) He walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt, and sits down with the asphalt on the table. The bartender looks awfully strange and say, "Can I help you sir?" The VDOT worker says "Yes, a beer for me, and one for the road."
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